Monday, July 6, 2009



何必呢?Once upon a time, all of them had a choice (and some of them still do.) They have made their choice; And I have done enough talking, warning them that they had made a fucking-foolish choice! So now, it's time to sit back, respect their choice and leave them alone to "enjoy" the choice they have made!


Friday, June 19, 2009

Jet Li's daughters

Yesterday's Lianhe Zaobao:



(Jet Li moved his family to Singapore to pave the way for his two daughters' future education... so that his two daughters can received both eastern and western education simultaneously.)

Today's Straits Times:

[Jet Li's] two younger daughters - he has two other teenage daughters from an earlier marriage - attend the Singapore American School.


Can you two newspapers please coordinate your ass-licking, apple-polishing agenda, so that one does not undermine the other? This is LPPL!

Foreigners are welcome to molest Singaporeans

Once upon a time, then Chief Justice Yong Pung How - in an appeal that he presided - officially ruled that the starting sentence for all molest cases with no aggravating factors, shall be 9 months jail and 3 strokes of the cane

Chief Justice Yong further elaborated that by "no aggravating factors", he meant the simple touching of non extra-private areas such as thigh, shoulder, back etc.

He made it clear that breasts and genitals are extra-private parts and thus the molest of these areas are to be regarded as aggravating factors which warrants a sentence of GREATER than 9 months jail and GREATER than 3 strokes of the cane.

Moreover, when restraint and struggles are involved, these are aggravating factors automatically, even if breasts are not involved, and thus again warrants a sentence of GREATER than 9 months jail and GREATER than 3 strokes of the cane.

Chief Justice Yong stated clearly that unless there are some mitigating factors, no sentence should be lowered than this guideline. He also made it explicit that being educationally subnormal is not even a mitigating factor!

A ruling by the Chief Justice is binding on lower courts.

So, since his ruling, literally hundreds of Singaporean men have been jailed for 9 months and caned 3 times, for the touching of one woman's thigh, with no restraining of the victim. Even mentally-challenged low IQ educationally-subnormal youth are not spared from the caning! Some even have to appeal to the President to override the ruling of the judges!

But that's for Singaporeans. For foreigners, another different rule applies and they know about it too.

Cambodian youth gets 3 mths
By Khushwant Singh June 18, 2009
CAMBODIAN CHHUON Ratana was sent here by his father to study management in 2006 but he ended up outraging the modesty of two women last May. The 20-year-old was jailed for three months on Thursday. District Judge Jill Tan...

He had pleaded guilty last month to squeezing the breasts of two women at the Arena club in Clarke Quay at 3.30am on May 11 last year. On his way to the toilet, he approached his first victim and asked for her name while holding her shoulders. When she struggled, he grabbed her breasts. The victim sought help from her friends at the club who confronted Ratana.

He initially denied it before saying: 'I did it. So what?'. He then slipped his hand under the brassiere of a second woman and squeezed her breast.

The club bouncers soon appeared but Ratana was not cowed, telling them: 'So what? I am a foreigner.'

So what? So nothing lah! Foreigners are several class above Singaporeans! Contrast what I highlighted in bold red - the difference between Foriegners and Singaporeans.

That's what happened when you vote for the Foreigners' Action Party! (See the 2 min 26 seconds mark of this video)

And oh, by the way, in other old news:

SINGAPORE (Reuters) - A Singapore man with a penchant for sniffing women's armpits was sentenced to 14 years in jail and 18 strokes of the cane for molesting his victims, a local newspaper reported Friday.

And still, 66.6% vote for FAP!

You people deserved to be fucked and molested by foreigners, both figuratively and now literally!

Update: A search on google shows that my view is shared by numerous netizens, some of whom have taken the trouble to dig out relevant past cases! In fact, a new video has even appeared with concrete comparison case by case:

Sunday, June 14, 2009


This is my personal account of the first 20 years of the PAP Government, years which defined its principles. It was a party of the people, dedicated to improving their lives.

Very well said, Mr Lim Boon Heng!

You put it all in perspective!

All supporters of PAP should remember what Mr. Lim said.

Stop living in the past, you assholes!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Mahathir VS Lee Kuan Yew

Upon being asked to comment on the meeting between Lee Kuan Yew and Malaysian opposition leaders and the advice he gave to them, Malaysia's former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad had this to say:

Lee Kuan Yew has a lot of experience. Our politicians know nothing. That is why we have to learn from Singapore. Singapore is a great country, they invest so much money.


Of all comments following Lee Kuan Yew's investment lost of >S$10,000,000,000 (10 billion!), I like this comment the most!

This is what I call sarcasm at its best!


Thursday, May 28, 2009

What's wrong with the Malays?

Answer: Nothing!

I, for one, am very comfortable with the Malays. We are all Singaporeans! We grew up together, played on the playgrounds together, studied together, worked together and despite a difference in religion and language, we are ONE!

As a Chinese Singaporean, I have more in common with the native Malays (and Indians and "Others") than newly imported foreign trash from India and China!

There is nothing wrong with the Malays reproducing at >2.1 while the Chinese reproduces at <1.2!

I do not believe this will pose a security threat to Singapore, or result in lower economic productivity, as that racist old fart has openly said before.

I would rather there be more malays in Singapore, than to keep on importing Indians from India and Chinese from China to artificially maintain the ethnic ratio!

That racist old fart is destroying Singapore with his senseless import. As a result of his nonsense, we Singaporeans are bullied every day by these foreign trash as the post before this indicated.

Ajit Koshy - whole family dead!

Fine youngsters who don't give up their seats for the elderly
I HAVE been in Singapore for only the past two months. I use the public transport frequently and one thing that I have noticed is that youngsters who occupy the priority seats fail to give up their seats for the elderly, even those armed with heavy bags.

Most of the time, the youngsters are glued to their handheld devices or iPods. I believe the only way (which has kept Singapore straight and running) is to 'fine' them.

But let this be for only a limited period. It will be just a matter of time that the habit of offering seats to the elderly becomes second nature to these youngsters.

Ajit Koshy

May you, Ajit Koshy, be struck by lightning.

May your father and mother die an untimely death.

May your slutty wife cuckold you soon

May your daughters grow up to be prostitutes, following in the footstep of their mother and grandmother.

May your son grow up to be the useless gigolo that his father is!

Fuck you, for going to other people's country to meddle in other people's politics - specifically, to join its dictatorial government to bully its poor citizens by advocating, in this case, the criminalisation of what should obviously not be regarded as a crime - after having been in the country for only TWO MONTHS!

I, Young Pay-And-Pay, am a seasoned traveler all over the world. But never once, have I done what you did, Ajit Koshy! For example, when I was in India, I did not write to any Indian newspaper to propose to the Indian Government to bully/ fine/ charge in court/ punish its citizens! In fact, I did not even write to any Indian newspaper. Wait, come to think of it, I did not even read the Indian newspaper! I visited the Taj Mahal, sang praise about it and kept whatever negatives I felt about India to myself! That's how good a visitor I was, compared to you fucker Ajit Koshy!

Now, I am not going to suggest that you go back to your own country, Ajit Koshy, as I am sure some Singaporeans are going to. Nope, I just sincerely wish that you, Amit Koshy, will meet with a car accident and die a gruesome death in my country! Same goes to your wife (after sleeping with another man), but not your children (your orphaned offspring need to grow up to be prostitutes and gigolo, as mentioned earlier)

Some people may think there is something wrong with Indians from India, what with Amit Nagpal, Manish Grover, and now this Ajit Koshy. Nah, you are wrong! That's because you read only the Straits Times. As a Young Pay-And-Pay member whose job is to carry PAP's balls, I read both the Straits Times and Lianhe Zaobao and I can assure you that the Chinese from China are just equally bad at meddling in our local politics. except that their choice of newspaper is different.

So, this has nothing to do with racism. Fuck all these coward foreigh trash, be they from India or China.

They are cowards. None dare make a single sound the moment they step into any ang moh country. Does the coward, ball-less Ajit Koshy dare to write to the American press to advocate fining American teengers who do not give up priority seats? Of course not! In front of caucasian, Ajit Koshy behaves like a dog with his tails between his ball-less legs. Likewise, in front of the Europeans.

This eunuch, Ajit Koshy, dare only lecture Singaporeans. But who are we to blame? It's the PAP which opens its pussy wide to welcome these foreign trash to come screw us native Singaporeans! PAP is the cancer cell, and these foreign trash are just the outward symptom. We need to settle the scores at the root ultimately, come election time, but in the meantime, let's whack the foreign doggies.

For the record, Amit Nagpal is at least a Singapore Permanent Resident, and further more, he was talking "only" about extending equal rights to non-citizens. This Pua Chee Bye Ajit Koshy is proposing criminalizing Singaporeans' behaviour and punishing Singaporeans and charging Singaporeans in court!!!


P.S. Count yourself lucky that I do not know how to curse in your language. Maybe someone in 3in1kopitiam does know. Visit it for more scolding - many in racists language too - if you dare, Ajit Koshy!

I challenge any Indians or Chinese citizens who cannot sense the deep anger and hatred Singaporeans have for foreign trash to write more to the Straits Times and Lianhe Zaobao to propose to the government how to punish and fine (and imprison, better still lah!) Singaporeans. Bring it on! Just don't whine and threaten police report like a pussy when you find yourself swarmed by patriotic Singaporeans. Haha!

Something is very wrong with your upbringing, you foreign trash! I always try to put myself in your shoes before scolding you people. But not once, can I ever imagine myself doing the things you foreign trash do. I mean, it's not as if I have never visited another country before. I am sure many Singaporeans have too. First test: Have you Singaporeans ever written to their newspaper to meddle in their domestic politics? I know I have never. In fact, as stated earlier, I have hardly even read their newspapers! Second test: foreign trash, while you were back in your country, have you come across foreigners writing to your nation's newspaper proposing to your government to criminalise this or that, and to punish you citizens? Answer me, you foreign trash!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

PAP MP: We shall have no democracy

(Image taken from SDP's webpage)

MP for Bishan-Toa Payoh GRC, Hri Kumar:
Today, a minister must be appointed from the ranks of elected MPs. But it is not easy getting good people to run for office. Why not give the Prime Minister the option to appoint outstanding individuals from outside the rank of elected MPs to his cabinet? The pool of talent available to the PM will increase substantially and we can draw on the experience of many capable individuals.

Underlying message of PAP MP Hri Kumar:
Let's make Singapore a dictatorship. Singaporeans should be robbed of their rights to vote and to pick leaders. The Prime Minister shall appoint whoever he wants to the cabinet even though such a person is not voted and elected by citizens.

Fuck you, Hri Kumar! You are not fit to be a Singaporean; You don't even know how to recite the pledge: as to build a DEMOCRATIC society....

Now, I do know that we in Young Pay-And-Pay have never, ever, believe in democracy. But, hey, prior to Hri Kumar, every one of us pretends to endorse democracy! This is the first fucker who doesn't even know how to pretend.

Not even our Ah Gong, Lee Kuan Yew, the supposed "founder" of modern Singapore, dare say such undemocratic nonsense to us citizens. Even Lee Kuan Yew has to pretend to embrace democracy and put on a wayang to "appease" us citizens.

So, just who the fuck Hri Kumar think he is? Such audacity!

Has his bloated larger-than-life image made him lost his sense of proportion?

I think this shows that PAP is now devoid of talent. It is full of fools who spew shit whenever they open their big mouth, starting with Wee Siew Kim, to Lee Bee Wah, Charles Chong and now this latest idiot, Hri Kumar.

The end of PAP is near. No talented Singaporeans want to join them. Only idiotic money-hungry leeches do! Hence the amazing series of verbal blunders in recent years. But that's only verbal - tip of the iceberg! Can you imagine the amount of non-verbal tangible havoc these monkeys are creating everyday for Singapore? It's less obvious, but more damaging.

There are lots of skeletons in the closet. These verbal garbages are just the symptoms of the underlying disease. My colleagues in Young Pay-And-Pay are all jumping ship. Think it's time for me to do so too. Take all the money I have leeched from Sinkies all these years, and emigrate to some other countries, for which I have been PR for a long time. Haha!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Por Lumpar

May 26, 2009
Talented leaders impress MM

He singles out Chen Deming, the Commerce Minister, as an example of the many capable people in key jobs in China
By Peh Shing Huei, China Bureau Chief
SUZHOU: - China is a country with lots of talented people, said Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew yesterday, singling out Commerce Minister Chen Deming as a shining example. He praised Mr Chen, saying that Singapore would be fortunate to have such a talented man.

'Chen Deming is very capable. Singapore would be lucky to have one Chen Deming. But China has many such talents,' he told Chinese Vice-Premier Wang Qishan as they met here, according to a spokesman for the Singapore delegation.

I have always thought of myself as a capable running dog. But after reading what he said, I feel very ashamed! The old dog is even better at carrying balls and licking asses! Just look at his skill!




Looks like I got a lot to learn from him!

Monday, May 25, 2009

Sinkies evicted to make way for FT

Families bid farewell to College Green
Tenants vacate Dunearn Road estate to make way for NUS students
By Debbie Yong

The Yaps will say goodbye to their College Green home today. The family of five, and another six remaining families, have to vacate the estate off Dunearn Road by the end of this month to make way for new tenants. Petitions by residents to stay on, and meetings with the relevant authorities over the past year, have been unsuccessful.

The 35,000 sq m estate contains 63 pre-war terrace homes which are owned by the Singapore Land Authority and managed by United Premas. Come July, they will be leased to the National University of Singapore.

The units will be converted into hostels for about 240 overseas graduate students
of the Lee Kuan Yew School of Public Policy.

'It's a great place for children to grow up in. They can roam about freely in nature, as children should,' said market researcher Yap Miew Leng, 32, who has lived there for two years.

About 60 per cent of the estate's residents are Singaporeans, while the rest come from countries such as Australia, the United States and Japan.

...Each unit will house about four students, according to a spokesman for the Lee Kuan Yew School of Public Policy.

The units, sports facilities and multi-purpose hall will be refurbished at an estimated cost of more than $3.5 million.

It is no longer just about building a hostel for foreign workers in the middle of a housing estate; That's Serangoon Gardens and that's in the past.

Now, it is simply evicting Singaporeans from their home to make way for foreigners!

No, I correct myself. It's not that simple. After evicting the Singaporeans, we still have to spend a few millions to refurbush the place, so that it is fit for our esteemed FT to live!

Heh Heh Heh! I wonder when you peasants are going to wake up.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

华文二语教学法 新加坡是最大实验场
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Har? What were they talking about making love in a car? That's what 停车做爱 means mah! I also know lah! 华文,谁怕谁!


Saturday, May 9, 2009

Double Escape! Double Mistake!

First, you let a dangerous "terrorist" (whom you dare not charge in court, even though you claim to have irrefutable evidence!!!) escape from the prison!

Then, you let him escape from the nation's border! (Did Mas Selamat simply stroll across the causeway, the way Took Leng How did?)

That's double escape. Double mistake!

What the fuck is your problem, you Wong Cunt Sing?

In fact, let's start from the beginning:

First, you were unaware of the existence of terrorism in Singapore, until the Americans highlighted it to you when they found a video in Afghanistan with footage of Yishun MRT station. But you issued a press statement downplaying the Americans' role and insisted that ISD has been aware of it even before 9/11.

Then, you let him escape to Indonesia.

Then, after the Indonesians caught him, you let him escape TWICE from you.

Then now that another country, this time Malaysia, caught him, you again talk cock, sing song about the good work of ISD! The Malaysians had not receive any help or tip from your ISD! And you had even mentioned previously that he had probably escaped to Indonesia!

What the fuck is your problem, you Wong Cunt Sing?

I see only one problem - you, Wong Cunt Sing, did not enter the Singapore Cabinet on meritocracy! You are Lee Kuan Yew's nephew-in-law. And LKY put you in charge of the Home Affairs so that the police force can remain under the direct control of the Lee family.

Nepotism. That's the problem!

If Singapore had meritocracy, this wouldn't have happened!

And now that it happened, what to do? Let's move on!

We are aware! We will not shut up and sit down!

What do you call this? A "spoof"?


Tuesday, May 5, 2009

We are dealing with a nut case!

Last February, a USSPN Washington Regional Coordinator was present during a report given by an international lawyer from Singapore, Thio Su Mien (Su), who is gifted in prophetic intercession and healing. She shared about some of the things going on in the area of Indonesia before the tsunami.

She explained how the SARS virus hit Singapore a year prior to the earthquake/ tsunami. The Lord alerted the intercessors and told them that if they did not get on their faces and repent on behalf of their nation's involvement in abortion as the contraceptive of choice, that the land would suffer from His hand of judgment.

Because they saw how devastating the SARS virus had been, the intercessors immediately took action to seek His mercy and forgiveness. Singapore was not touched by the earthquake disaster. The Malaysian intercessors joined them in diligent prayer and also opened healing rooms in Kuala Lampur. The area on the Northern Coast of Malaysia was hit hard. There are amazing stories of God's grace and mercy in saving souls and lives there.

It was the prayers of the intercessors that had saved the disaster from affecting an even larger area. She emphasized that the intercessors crying out with repentance and asking for mercy, along with declarations of the Word of God over the land (both written and rhema), released the curse upon the land and the people were spared. It was a plea for intercessors to step up to the plate and continue to press into God for mercy from judgment coming.

In short, Thio Su Mien regards herself as much more than a "Feminist Mentor". She is the Saviour of Singapore - the Singapore Mentor! According to what "she emphasized", if not for her, Singapore would have already been destroyed by earthquakes a few years back!

But luckily for Singapore, there was Thio Su Mien.

For it was she, Thio Su Mien, who was alerted by the Lord to the impeding earthquake.

And again, it was she, Thio Su Mien, who had the power to repent "on behalf of the nation" due to her being "gifted in prophetic intercession".

And finally, it was she, Thio Su Mien, who "released the curse upon" Singapore!

This is the kind of nut case we are dealing with!

Either that, or Christianity itself is a nut religion!

You take the pick:
  • Is she a nut case Christian, not representative of Christianity as a whole, or
  • is she simply a typical follower of a nutty religion that teaches that its Loving God was just about to send an earthquake to kill you and me because someone else in our nation had treated "abortion as the contraceptive of choice", and that it was only due to some "gifted intercessor" that we "were spared"?

It has to be one or the other. Right?

What a wonderful religion Christianity is! With a Loving God who gives us the free will to choose. Choose what? Choose between:

Either you do things my way, or I will order an earthquake to make sure you die a terrible death - the same way I drowned your ancestors years ago

And babies too - they may have been too young to sin by themselves, but they are sinners anyway, for their parents have sinned. So yes, babies too, deserved to have their miserable little bones crushed by falling buildings in an earthquake.

Now, that's what I call the ultimate form of free will that can only come only from a most-loving God.

It may be a bit hard for Lesser Mortals like you and I to comprehend how a "threat" can be called free will, and how drowning people can be viewed as most-loving, but luckily we have Thio Su Mien to "repent on behalf of [our] nation".

Her existence is a God-send to Singapore!

P.S. Oops, did this post thread dangerously on the borderline of being seditious? If yes, ask yourself: who started all these religious insensitivity by imposing their religious views on everyone else, to the extent of taking over a secular organisation and our secular society?

Friday, May 1, 2009

Christian Thioliban: Our Declaration

You are either with us (anti-gay), or against us (pro-gay). There is no such thing as a neutral position (where one accepts that gays have no greater (pro) and no lesser (anti) rights than heterosexuals).

And if you are against us, we will infiltrate and take over your society, your club, your place of worship be it temple or mosque, your religious school eg. Madrasah (and even your secular school if it is "neutral" towards gay), your Taoist family (we will deliberately knock on your door if you dare hang a taoist prayer urn outside your flat), or your Muslim family (we will mail Christian pamphlet talking about the wrongs of Islam specially to those with Malay names).

Do not expect us to form our own alternative society, club, Church, Christian-based schools or run our own Christian-based family. We will not do that because that will not solve the problem: YOUR existence.

Non-Christian based religious or secular entity cannot be allowed to exist! Co-existence is not part of our dictionary. We must exterminate you!

Neutrality has no place in Singapore.
Diversity has no place in Singapore.
Singapore must be a Christian nation based on Christian ideology with no other religious or secular beliefs allowed to co-exist.

Hallelujah! Long Live Jesus Christ!
Down with Allah. Down with Buddha.
Down with all non-believers with their "neutral"-gay religious or secular beliefs.

They have no place in Singapore. We must infiltrate and take over them one-by-one. And today, we shall start with AWARE. We shall deal with the others later.

We pray to you, Almighty God! May the Lord blind the mind of leaders of all other religious and secular organisation, so that they cannot see the danger, the bigger picture. May they treat AWARE as a women-issue irrelevant to them.

May the Lord bless us with thousands of supporters at this weekend's EOGM.
May the Lord give us the Biblical "sword" so that we may "kill" AWARE. May the Lord show no mercy to diverse non-Christian views, especially those which contradict the Bible. May the Lord not allow non-believers to co-exist with us. Amen!"
Declaration of the Singapore Christian Thioliban

Ask yourself:

Has Islamic extremist given Islam a good name?

I am not anti-Christianity. What if someone else is? Such a person will not put the word "Thioliban" in the above declaration as I had, but will instead attribute it to all Christians, making no distinction between the moderates and the extremists. Will that give Christianity a good name?

If you are a Christian who would like to glorify Christianity, you will dissociate yourself with Thio Su Mien and her group. You will be present this weekend at the EOGM to vote in support of the motion of no-confidence! You will pray very hard that the devious take-over attempt fails.

If you are against Christianity, you should hope that the infiltrators win at the EOGM. Christianity will go down-hill in Singapore from then on.

So, what will you do now, Christian Thioliban? Make your own video about Jesus Christ to rebut the above video? No, you won't do that. That won't solve the problem of the above video's existence. That video need to be exterminated. Oh, I get it! You will tell Temasek to buy over youtube, the way you take over AWARE! That way, you can remove this video from youtube.

Young Pay-And-Pay's prediction: Temasek's next purchase - Youtube!

Saturday, April 25, 2009


  1. If I were a Chinese who dislike Indians, do I have the right to take over SINDA and change the locks to chase out the Indians? Isn't it much more appropriate for me to form my own Chinese-exclusive club instead?
  2. If I were an English-speaker who dislike the Malay language, do I have the right to take over MENDAKI and change the locks to chase out the Malay speakers there? Isn't it much more appropriate for me to form my own English-speaking toastmaster club instead?
  3. If I were a Muslim who dislike Christians, do I have the right to take over a church and change the locks to chase out the Christians? Isn't it much more appropriate for me to form my own mosque instead?
  4. If I were a bigot who dislike gay, do I have the right to take over an organisation that is supposedly pro-gay and change the locks to chase out the alleged gay-supporters? Isn't it much more appropriate for me to form my own anti-gay organisation instead?

In each of the above scenario, the second alternative is what decent people do. That is: you can form your own group with like-minded people. So can I. You and I can co-exist peacefully and enrich Singapore with our diversity.

That's what our pledge is about - one united people regardless of RACE (first example), LANGUAGE (second example) or RELIGION (third example)! It's about all races, languages, and religions co-existing together, not one race/ language/ religion trying to exterminate and replace all other races/ languages/ religions!

But alas, you see, the Singapore Christian Taliban are no decent people. They do not want to co-exist with us. They want to exterminate and replace us.

Here's how they go about achieving their agenda:
  1. They go from door to door, specially targeting people who hang other religions' prayer urns outside their door, clearly trying to exterminate and replace those of other faith.
  2. They send out pamphlet, specially targeted at Muslim, thus clearly aiming at exterminating and replacing Muslims (ongoing court case).
  3. They shut down public road and pedestrian path with assistance from public law enforcer, to sing religious songs and to enact religious drama for 1 whole month in December, such that all members of the public are forced to either inevitably listen to their religious songs/drama or to avoid that public area altogether. And such avoidance is precisely being exterminated from and replaced in that public area!
  4. They demolish a temple under the excuse of land acquisition, but carefully "carved out" the boundary in the acquisition map to spare a Church located just right next door, literally a stone throw away, on the same parcel of land! (recent court case: Jin Long Si), thus effectively exterminate and replace one house of worship with another!
  5. They could have started a completely brand-new organisation (and even called it, say, "the new AWARE"), where they can preach their anti-gay religious view to their hearts' content. But no, they won't do that, because that will allow us to co-exist side-by-side with them. Instead, they want to take over the "old" AWARE, so as to exterminate and replace our secular views with their anti-gay religious views!

Do you see a trend here?

This is not just about AWARE. AWARE is just the symptom. The underlying disease is religious intolerance. If you talk only about AWARE, you are not a good "doctor" - you recognise only the symptom, but not the disease!

This disease - Singapore Christian Taliban - wants to exterminate and replace other religion with their own - that's what they were contented to do in the past - but no more; Now, they want to exterminate and replace even diverse public religious and secular views with their own! If they can put it into law, they put it into law (Section 377A of our penal code). If they cannot put it into law, they take over the whole society (AWARE)!

And worse, they get away scot-free. Because under Singapore law, it is ok for people with religion to attack people with no religion! The Sedition Law does not apply to them. It applies only to people with no religion attacking those with religion!

So, for example, what I wrote here are all verifiable facts, yet I can be wrongly accused of being seditious, and be charged in court for that. Yet under Singapore law, the Singapore Christian Taliban can do whatever they want and get away scot-free with the full protection of the law.

Whose law?

The PAP law. Enacted by PAP!

Is this the kind of Singapore you want? One race, one language, one religion, one sexual orientation, one political view only Singapore!

If yes, please join us in Young Pay-And-Pay! That's what YPAP is about. This is the PAP we have today - a party that enacts law to protect certain group while discriminating against other groups.

Or do you prefer diversity? Do you think diversity will help Singapore prosper, the way it has helped America become a super-power?

To summarise, this then, is the issue - Do you want religious intolerance supported formally by legal means (section 377A, closure of public roads by public law-enforcer for preaching purpose via religous songs and drama, selective land acquisition, one-sided Sedition Law etc)?

Or, would you prefer a diverse Singapore with multi-race, multi-language, multi-religion, multi-sexual orientation, and yes, multi-political views?

Take your pick. PAP for the former, Alternative Parties for the latter.

Whatever you choose, just remember, this is not about AWARE (symptom) but a much greater underlying disease (anti-diversity and religious intolerance) propped up by PAP, directly or indirectly, as explained above, and this will have impact on Singapore's future.

Singapore need diversity to survive and to prosper! Religious intorance should not be condoned in Singapore. Especially not when it is supported by the government!

At 2min 15sec point of the video:

Who the fucker you to turn your views into my laws?

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Christian Taliban: Singapore must be a Christian country with Christian Law

The following is my personal archive of what was originally posted on STOMP:

To:, Undisclosed-Recipient:
Subject: Re Aware

Attachments AWARE_membership_mail-in_application_form.pdf concerned


Dear All

Please see Attachments on some recent developments in Aware. Aware is a woman's organization which conducts comprehensive sexual programmes for girls and it runs this programme in some of the schools. They encourage girls to express their full sexuality and this includes experimenting with other girls. It would be a good idea to join it and change its focus to other problems of women and families.

..Please ask your like-minded friends to join Aware so that you can give the vote to those who wish to be an agent of change for the Lord. They could also contribute to the activities of the oprganization as there is much to be done for women and families in this dowturn of the economy. Unfortunately, I cannot surface but shall be assisting in the background . I attach the Aware membership application form for your use. The Aware application form has a section as to who ( if any) told you about Aware. You can just leave it blank . Please let me know whether you can join and attend the AGM which will be towards the end of March 2009. The fee is $40/ and should be mailed to the Aware Office ( see application form).

Look forward to hearing from you. Please call me. May I have your phone no?

Su Mien

From: lynkl@xxxxxx
To: leonglh@xxxxxx,,,,,,,
Subject: Fw: Re Aware
Attachments AWARE_membership_mail-in_application_form.pdf McFarlane v. homosex therapy.htm selected articles (1).pdf

Dear beloved Sis In Christ,
Would like to ask you and your like-minded friends who are believers to join as members of AWARE to cast votes and be a change agent for the Lord in some of the recent issues happen in this organization that is not according to the Lord's principles...........
Please pray for Lord's wisdom to pass on this important message as it is confidential......
Thank you.

From: Mervyn xxx
Sent: Sat 4/18/2009 11:59 PM
To: xxxx Xian Jin; FOONG Tai Wei; Adora TAN Su Yan; Eugene TAN Jia Rong; ZHOU Siming
Subject: RE: AWARE - Your Action Needed

Acknowledged. We (Eugene and I) had quite a bit of talk on this issue over dinner today.

Right now we should pray for the COOS members who are being put through scrutiny and invasion of their private lives by the media. Pray that God's Word will prevail over the values of the world. Homosexuality isn't God's design and we pray that those who stand up against it and are discriminated will be delivered.

Praise God for COOS' stand and He who aids us as we stand firmly upon His Word.

- Merv

Lotsa lessons to learn about how we Christians engage the world and secularism.

From: xxxx Xian Jin
Sent: Saturday, April 18, 2009 11:37 PM
To: FOONG Tai Wei; Adora TAN Su Yan; Mervyn LEE xxx xxx; Eugene TAN Jia Rong; ZHOU Siming
Subject: FW: AWARE - Your Action Needed

Dear friends,

Thanks Tai Wei and Adora for taking an interest in the Aware Elections and how Church of Our Saviour has been embroiled in the controversy in the papers today. The media seems to have taken a strong stance against my church and this email is to update you all on the church's position, which the senior pastor has kept mum about, but we would be expecting his comments in church tomorrow.

Below is an email sent out by a church staff to members of the church on the need for Christians to rise up and how they can be involved in this issue. Meanwhile, please pray for the church for it could be difficult time for members who are in the spotlight and the church could also be facing some brickbats along the way. Pray for God's protection and wisdom to see us through.

DG, keeping you in the loop.

Xian Jin

--------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Shawn xxx
Date: Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 3:00 PM
Subject: AWARE - Your Action Needed

Dear Friend,

Our nation needs your support and action very urgently!

AWARE is an organization that has existed in Singapore for many years. It is a non-profit body dedicated to women's advocacy and gender equality. They protect women's rights and help develop women to their fullest potential.

In the last few years, AWARE has aggressively become involved in gayactivism. Many members of their committee are pro-gay. They have even conducted a sexual education programme in some schools that teach young people that it is normal and alright to behave homosexually. They have also screened a lesbian-themed movie Spider Lilies at a Charity Ball.

During this week, AWARE held an election of office bearers. This event saw many of the pro-gay old guards losing their positions in the committee to new faces. These new people do not share the values of the pro-gay old guards and has caused much shock and rage to the latter group.

The pro-gay old guards are retaliating by calling for an Extraordinary General Meeting where they intend to amend the Constitution to only allow members who have been with AWARE for more than 2 years, to vote. If this change is passed, then only the pro-gay old guards and their cohorts will have the power to do what they want.

To prevent this from happening, we are calling on all responsible females to sign up for membership with AWARE immediately, and also to attend this all-important EGM so as to vote against changing the Constitution.

If you are male and have received this petition, please pass it to as many responsible females as you know and encourage them to sign up for membership with AWARE so as to vote against any changes to their Constitution.

The date for the EGM has yet to be announced but it should be soon. Membership fees are $40 for adult females and $5 for female fulltime students below the age of 25. Please print the attached softcopy of the membership form, fill in the details (no need to tell who referred you), mail the form with your cheque.

Singapore is counting on you. Please respond. You are made for such a time as this!


From: Linda xxx
Sent: Thursday, April 16, 2009 2:21 PM
To: COOS English Church Staff - DL; Derek xxx
Subject: FW: Ps 68:11

Dear Pastor Derek,

The number of members registered on Tuesday night is 13 out of 40 who turned up.

One thing I forgot to mention this morning was the film show Spider Lilies (selected articles attached above)

The school children were told that lesbian lifestyle is okay.


From: suzanne ho
To: Adeline Koh ; Alice Wong ; Doreen Wong ; Ellen Tan ; Fion Cheok ; Jun Choy ----- ; Kit Wan Chan ; Kum Koon Ho ; Lorraine ; Lorrain Loh ; Lynn Tan ; Mac & Percia Lim ; mariam Oey Mei Hoa ; Melissa Poon ; Mun Yee Kong ; Pastor Lee ; Ronald, Sik Lin Cho ; Rose Ong ; Sharon n Paul Lim ; Shirley Lee ; Teck Jee Lee ; Vivian Cheong ; Yi Wah Chan ; Bertie
Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:00 AM
Subject: FW: Re AWARE

FYI. Please be discreet and selective as to who you want to forward to.


Don't continue to provoke us, Christian Taliban.

Singapore is a secular nation where we, as a country, should not discriminate against the old, the disabled, the poor, the women, the Indians, the Muslims and yes, the homosexuals!

So, keep your prejudice against old people, or the disabled, or the women, or the Indians or the Muslims or yes, the homosexuals to YOURSELF!

Today, you are anti-homosexuals. What's next, tomorrow? Anti-Muslims? Anti-Indians? Anti-women? Anti-disabled? Anti-old people? Anti- whatever your bible tells you to discriminate against? You are welcome to be anti-everything YOUSERLF. But you should not try impose your discriminatory stand on the rest of us, the silent majority!

Homosexuality is NOT a sin!

You are NOT a sinner.

You never were.

You do not need to be saved from anything by anybody.

Now, go lead a happy, guilt-free life with no more self-pity!

Young Pay-And-Pay

P.S. Let's start our new guilt-free life by enjoying this video with footage from Spider Lilies (the movie mentioned in 2 of the emails), shall we? The 2 lesbians are quite hot, in my opinion. Haha!

So, now that you have watched it, have your mind become corrupted such that, gasp, you have turned gay? I don't think so. Homosexuality is inborn, you see.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Law 101: Justice, Singapore-style

If you were a peasant...

...and you were killed by the dangerous driving of a government-controlled newspaper's executive editor (read: an elite), your assailant will get jailed for 1 day. No, you did not read wrongly - ONE day:

Lim Hong Eng, the 56-year-old executive editor of Shin Min Daily News, was there to hear the outcome of the appeal against her sentence for knocking down and injuring a motorcyclist and killing the woman riding pillion with him. The appeal against her conviction was rejected, but the 11/2-year jail term dealt by a lower court was cut to a day's jail

If you were an elite....

...and someone informed you that someone else felt like punching you, you can get that "someone else" (read: a peasant) jailed for 6 months merely for uttering (not acting out) his disgust for you to a 3rd party!

RAG-AND-BONE man Ng Kim Ngweng was sentenced to six months' jail on Monday after he was convicted of threatening to cause hurt to a Member of Parliament.

By the way, being a peasant is not the worst crime in Singapore. The worst crime is if you were a peasant who owed the government money! That's the most heinous crime - much much worse than killing someone:

A BUSINESSMAN who fraudulently evaded duty as well as goods and services tax (GST) on car imports totalling $145,181 has been fined $1.4 million. As Toh Chee Wee, 36, could not pay the fines, he will serve a default sentence of 100 weeks in jail.

Don't ever, ever, owe the government any money. On the other hand, if you are able to bring in money for the government, be it officially or unofficially (eg. in the form of a "charitable" organisation having $600 million reserves), you will be spared even if the public is outraged by your golden tap and first-class air travel!

Moral of the story: Pay your protection money now, peasants! For example, if you were a "religious" leader getting paid too much money, you can try building a multi million-dollar building in partnership with some government-owned building company. That will offer you some protection. The stupidest thing you can do as a "religious" leader is the opposite: pay your assistant lots of money and give him supplementary credit cards AND then not paying any protection money to the government! That's penny-wise, pound foolish. You will end up being made an example for all peasants to see! We are witnessing that in court right now. Mark my words: the sentence will be severe, more severe than T.T. Durai's - we gotta teach the peasants a lesson they will never ever forget: to repeat, PAY YOUR PROTECTION MONEY!

That's "justice" for you, Singapore-style!

P.S. And for putting quotation marks around the word "justice" above, I can be jailed for 3 months, just as Gopalan Nair was, for contempt of court!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

A*Star NSS Scholar parades naked in Holland Village

Nude couple charged
By Elena Chong
A COUPLE who caused a stir by strolling down naked along Lorong Mambong earlier this year were charged in court on Thursday.

Jan Philip, 21, a Swedish student on exchange programme, and Eng Kai Er, 24, a university student in Sweden, are accused of appearing nude in public at Holland Village at about 11pm on Jan 24....As Philip is a foreigner, he was offered bail of $5,000 but Eng, a Singaporean, need not post bail. Philip's passport was impounded.

I don't know why she covered her face.

It's not as if she is a private citizen. She is a public figure, living on tax-payer's money!

Eng Kai Er is an A*Star's National Science Scholarship (NSS) recipient of 2007, currently doing her Ph.D. in Infection Biology at Karolinska Institutet in Sweden.

Her face is on A*Star's website! (true as of 9 Apr 09. Let's see if A*Star will remove the photos to cover its backside and to make its scholar and its scholarship selection committee looks good.)

How did A*star end up selecting a girl who is more interested in being a stripper than a scientist, for its half-a-million scholarship, paid for by you and I?

Philip Yeo has the answer:

He wants hungry leaders, not boring drones:
Philip Yeo scoffs at bookworms, saying scholars need to be hungry and tenacious
Tan Hui Leng
HAVE you been to a bar? A red- light district?” — these are some of the questions that top civil servant Philip Yeo once posed to an officer from the Public Service Commission at an interview.

To both questions, the answers from the young man were: “No.”

This guy spends all his time at the library!” commented Mr Yeo at a Pioneers of Singapore Dialogue Sessions organised by EDB Society and The Straits Times.

...“What I’m looking for are future leaders, not workers,” he said. This is because these young people, upon their return, would often have to deal with people with much more experience in life. They thus would also have to be mature and be able to communicate with them — or as Mr Yeo quipped in his trademark, politically-incorrect style, “in an EDB job, you are always bullshitting investors”.

Where to find such scholars with an X-factor?

Well, he has found his XXX-factor scholar in the form of Eng Kai Er. And he made you and I pay her more than $100,000 a year for 5 years!

Oh, he also deprived us of a potential scientist who has never been to a bar, a red-light district and has spent all her time at the library!

You see, good scientists are those who have been to a bar, a red-light district. Alternatively, stripping naked at Holland Village with new-found ang moh boyfriend counts too.

Somehow, all these stripping helps in laboratory work and is an indication of the potential to be a successful scientist. And so, our scholarship committee are always on the look-out for such XXX-factors.

Don't "spend all your time at the library"! Bookworms who are "boring drones" will not make good scientist and will not be selected for any A*star scholarship. They don't have a single X-factor, let alone triple X!

How many of my readers are university students or graduates? Do your professors look more like "boring drone" or strippers?

Do they look like the type who frequent red-light district? Or do you think you are more likely to find them in the library, if not the laboratory?

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

All from Singapore: The 10 highest paid politicians in the world

The 10 highest paid politicians in the world (US$)
1. Lee Hsien Loong - Singapore $2.47 million
Elected President SR Nathan - Singapore $2.57 million.

2. Donald Tsang Yum-Kuen - Hong Kong $516,000
Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong - Singapore $2.5 million.

3. Barack Obama - United States $400,000
Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew - Singapore $2.3 million.

4. Brian Cowen - Ireland $341,000
Senior Minister Goh Chok Thong - Singapore $2.3 million.

5. Nicolas Sarkozy - France $318,000
Senior Minister S Jayakumar - Singapore $2.11 million.

6. Angela Merkel - Germany $303,000
Deputy Prime Minister & Home Affairs Minister Wong Kan Seng - Singapore $1.91 million.

7. Gordon Brown - UK $279,000
Deputy Prime Minister & Defence Minister Teo Chee Hean - Singapore $1.91 million

8. Stephen Harper - Canada $246,000
Foreign Affairs Minister George Yeo - Singapore $1.85 million.

9. Taro Aso - Japan $243,000
National Development Minister Mah Bow Tan - Singapore $1.78 million.
Minister-without-portfolio Lim Boon Heng - Singapore $1.78 million.
Trade and Industry Minister Lim Hng Kiang - Singapore $1.78 million.

10. Kevin Rudd - Australia $229,000
12. Minister-without-portfolio Lim Swee Say - Singapore $1.72 million.

Please note that the above figures - all in US$ - are basic salary and do not include pension (two-third of last drawn salary), which are paid concurrently to politicians above 55 yearse old i.e. SR Nathan, Lee Kuan Yew, Goh Chok Tong etc. Also, bonus can go up to more than 12 months!

Finally, please note that the title of this post is not entirely accurate; Not only the top 10, but in fact, the top 30 are all from Singapore! You can see the full list here!


Saturday, March 28, 2009

Parties Political Film

This, I believe, is the first election advertisement video ever made in the history of Singapore's election:

It is not a "party political film", but a "parties political film". Haha!

Ironically, it is not the work of any political party.

This is bad, because it means that we, in Young Pay-And-Pay, cannot pin the blame on any party, but have to hunt down each and every video producer wannabe! If more Singaporeans decide to make more videos, it's the end of us in YPAP! Luckily, thus far, it seems like this is the only video.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009


  • John Law, the person who first reported on the CDC 8-month bonus is no longer seen on CNA forum!
  • Forums hosted by the government have shut down threads talking about the CDC bonus!
  • PoThePanda was investigated by the police and ISD for his blog!
  • Wendy Neo had one of her video removed by youtube upon NeoStudios' copyright-infringement application! Note that NeoStudios did not make even a single applications on the literally hundreds of other youtube videos that violate their copyrights to a far greater extent e.g. putting NeoStudios' movies such as "Money No Enough", "I Not Stupid" (Link valid as of 25 March 08. Video has been around for 1.5 years since 2006!) and so on, on youtube, resulting in lost revenue running into millions for the company! Money - they don't mind losing, but a 1-minute video (re-loaded without the sound) against LKY triggered NeoStudios to act - or perhaps, triggered someone from some department to put pressure on NeoStudios to act!

What does all these desperate "house-keeping" means?

It means: Election is coming!

We, in Young Pay-And-Pay, are going into overdrive and working overtime every day and night!

Friday, March 20, 2009

Foreigner's Action Party

The Singapore Tourist Board (STB) has volunteered - without having even been asked - to represent and act on behalf of an American tourist in the small claims court, in the matter of an alleged over-pricing incident at Newton Hawker Centre. (Note that the American did not initiate the court case. STB did on its own accord!)

Against this backdrop, Singaporeans must be wondering why not a single government statutory board is representing and acting on behalf of Singaporeans in the matter of alleged mis-selling by DBS bank in the minibond saga? (Note that literally thousands of Singaporeans have asked for the government's assistance in commencing legal action against DBS)

My standard Young Pay-And-Pay answer to these blur-fuck 66.6% Singaporeans is simple:

Do you know what the real name of our party is?

Hint: Read the title of this post

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

实用价值 Practical Value







Old Fart emphasized that in deciding whether to learn a language, one must consider its "practical value"

Oh, com'on, don't be modest - it's not just learning a language, in everything and anything you Old Fart ever did for/to Singaporeans, you "must consider its practical value"

That's why you want to send sick elderly Singaporeans to JB, because they no longer have any "practical value"!

Your Lao Gecko is now half-dead and has no "practical value", why don't you send her off right now?

Old Fart, when are you going to die?

We are losing our patience!

The youngsters of yesterday allowed Old Fart to exterminate their MOTHER tongue, based on "practical value".

Today, they reaped what they sowed - Old Fart now applies the same "practical value" ideology on them - now in their 80s - and decide to export these grandMOTHERS to Johor!!!

It's called Retribution - they allowed a terrible ideology to be applied on others, now that same ideology is applied on them!

Likewise, if young voters of today allow Old Fart to apply the "practical value" ideology on the elderly citizens of today...

30 years later, when these voters turn old, PAP will apply the "practical value" concept on them and kick them out of Singapore!

What "practical value" are we talking about?

Consider "practical value" when learning MOTHER tongue?
Consider "practical value" when dumping grandMOTHERS?
Consider "practical value" when dumping YOU?

Practical your Lan Jiao!

We should learn our MOTHER tongue simply because it is our MOTHER tongue!
We should honour our MOTHERS simply because they are our MOTHERS!
We should not throw our grandMOTHERS in JB, simply because they are our grandMOTHERS!
What "practical value" do you need to consider?

I hope young Singaporeans today will not make the same "practical value" mistake that their grandparents have made when deciding whether to vote for or against PAP and its "practical value" policies, and suffer the fury of "practical value" when they themselves have no "practical value".

There is Retribution!

This is it.

I hope I have illustrated it well enough.

Ng Kim Ngweng - Can you blame him?

Straits Times
March 18, 2009
A RAG-AND-BONE man accused of criminal intimidation said yesterday that he was made to wait almost four hours to see his Member of Parliament at a Meet-the-People session... as he was leaving, a beefy residents' committee member shouted at him and looked like he was going to hit him, except that Ms Phua told him to leave things be.

Can you blame him for how he felt? Watch the last frame of this video:

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Country versus Company/ Democracy versus Dictatorship

The American Government:

Bank of America withdraws job offers to foreign MBA grads
LONDON: Bank of America has become the first US bank to withdraw job offers made to foreign MBA students graduating from US business schools this year, giving its government bailout deal as the reason, the Financial Times (FT) reported yesterday.

The US$787 billion (S$1.2 trillion) stimulus Bill in effect prevents financial institutions that have received money from the United States government's Troubled Asset Relief Programme (Tarp) from applying for H-1B visas for highly skilled immigrants if they have recently made US workers redundant.

The number of international students affected by the BoA move is thought to be no more than 50 but business schools are concerned that other banks could follow suit, the paper said.
A spokesman for the bank told the FT: 'Recent changes in legislation made it necessary for Bank of America to rescind job offers it had made to students requiring H-1B sponsorship.'

The Singapore Government:
Do you desire an international career in Asia's no. 1 place to live, work and play? As the most competitive economy in Asia, Singapore consistently attracts investments from the world's leading multinationals, creating exciting and diverse opportunities for the driven.

We invite you to explore the career opportunities available in Singapore. Be a part of our global talent capital today - apply for your dream job now!

And don't say that's an outdated web page. It's not! Here's the latest news:

Jobs on offer: 800; Applications: 20,000
Those are Sentosa IR's hot numbers; stunning response at Sands too
By Lim Wei Chean & Alessa Pang
A JOB at one of the upcoming integrated resorts (IRs) here is proving to be a really hot commodity - with both Singaporeans and foreigners.
The applicants, she said, were both Singaporean and foreign, retrenched workers as well as those who had jobs, and ranged from professionals to fresh graduates.
A significant number of applicants were also foreigners who flew here just to look for a job.

Filipina Elahn Grace, 28, an English graduate, who arrived two weeks ago, said she chose Singapore because 'it is a safe place and there are many opportunities here'.

Another Filipina, Ms Candy Lopez, 24, lost her job back home as an accountant recently, and decided to come here to try and find employment.

She said: 'I'm just taking a chance to be employed.'

That's the difference between a country and a company - a country cares for its citizens first; A company cares for profits first, over and above anything else!

Btw, that's also the difference between a democracy and a dictatorship - a democracy cares whether its voters are happy or not because votes matter; A dictatorship can't be bothered how its slaves feel, because it knows it will receive overwhelming "support" and "votes" even before an "election" is held!

Friday, February 13, 2009

A very good dose!

"You know, the cure for all this talk is really a good dose of incompetent government. And we are getting that dose now. You had refused to vote the alternative party previously, and now you'll never put Singapore together again: Humpty Dumpty cannot be put together again. Our asset values have disappeared by $200,000,000,000, our women have become chabermaids in hotels, and soon, all our sickly senior citizens will be shipped off to Johor Bahru to die!" -Young Pay-And-Pay

Thursday, February 12, 2009

许文远猪狗不如!Khaw Boon Wan is worse than an animal!


许文远不配做新加坡部长! 议员! 华人! 亚洲人! 人。
许文远是畜牲! 猪狗不如!



Filial Piety
the foremost of all actions!

The first time, we can try to shut an eye and give him more ropes to hang himself.
The second time, there is no more excuse;
Becauae it never was an "honest mistake".
It's the conscious action of a recalcitrant, unrepentent government!

Khaw Boon Wan is not fit to be a Singapore Minister! MP! Chinese! Asian! human!
He is an animal! worse than an animal!

PAP has lost the moral rights
to govern Singapore.

Serangoon Gardens for Foreign Workers, Johor Bahru for Elderly Singaporeans

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

How immigrants from PRC view Singapore

This is what happens after PAP give away our hard-earned money to new immigrants from China, in the form of bond-free scholarships, medical subsidies etc, and not to mention, non-monetary favours such as specially reserved quotas in premier secondary schools and universities (20% slots reserved for foreigners!).

Wendy made some very good points about why it is not appropriate to compare the current Chinese Immigrants to our forefathers from China (circumstances are completely different - e.g. the British did not throw money to attract our forefathers etc). You can read by going to this page. Then, click on "more info".

The same song by an Ang Moh:


Saturday, February 7, 2009

Only in Singapore!

Man killed by moving SMRT train
By Cheryl Frois, Channel NewsAsia | Posted: 06 February 2009 2344 hrs
SINGAPORE: A man was killed by a moving SMRT train early Friday morning.

According to the Singapore Civil Defence Force (SCDF), the force of the moving train had flung the man backwards onto the platform.

The victim, who is believed to be in his 50s, suffered head injuries and died.

SMRT is assisting the police in investigations.

In all other countries, it 's called suicide.

Suicide - especially the train version - is a taboo word in Singapore, where one person commits suicide per day.

Uniquely Singapore!

Monday, February 2, 2009


Boot-licker Chua Chee Lay/ Seng Han Thong/ Seng Wei Ping (hanyu pinyin):

(paraphrased) MM Lee visited MP Seng /me /my father five times at the Singapore General Hospital, once even late in the night at 10pm! MM Lee is the one person that MP Seng /me /my father admires very much. So, we are all very touched and grateful and honoured by his presence. (That's why we took a photo of his visit and publicised the photo and the number of visits to the Straits Times, Lianhe Zaobao, Lianhe Wanbao and all other big and small newspapers in Singapore). MP Seng/I /My dad even told MM Lee that he need not inconvenience himself to come visit so regularly

Lee Wei Ling:

I suffered a serious surgical complication on Jan 9 and am now recuperating in Singapore General Hospital as I write this.

Ouch! Does the truth hurt? LKY was not "inconveniencing" himself. Nor did he make any special trip at 10pm. It's an "on the way", 举"脚"之劳 thing for him!

So much for you three ass-lickers' wishful thinking! Hahahahaha!


The 3rd One

Lee Wei Ling:

My parents called a family meeting in their bedroom soon after Saigon fell. My father, Mr Lee Kuan Yew, then Singapore's Prime Minister, told us: 'Mama and I will stay here to the bitter end. Hsien Loong is already in the SAF and must do his duty. But the three of you need not feel obliged to stay.'

Wait a minute! Erm, "the three of you"?

Lee Hsien Yang is 1.

Lee Wei Ling is 2.

Who was that 3rd one who made up "the three of you"?

This one?

After all, apart from similarities in looks, there are similarities in mannerism too:

Monday, January 12, 2009

Well-deserved beating and burning! Long overdue!

2006 - Seng Han Thong punched


2009 - Seng Han Thong burnt



I salute you, heroes !
Well Done!
Good Job!

This is the unfortunate but inevitable consequence of refusing to instill democracy in Singapore - people are forced to act against the extreme grievance and grave injustice that they have suffered for years via violent means, and to overthrow their leaders via non-peaceful revolts.

If we had real democracy, this would most likely not have happened. And in the rare case that it does happen, I will not be here cheering the violent trouble-makers, as there will be legitimate and peaceful ways for them to voice their grievance to a free press or to change the government through the ballot box. Thus such violence cannot be condoned.

But as matter is now, I repeat, these 2 individuals are heroes!

If Singapore has riot one day resulting in death of locals and the leaving of foreign investors, it is the fault of the dictatorial PAP, not the rioters. And it will surely happen one day - it happened to all dictatorship in history. And indeed, that's the only way the Chinese dynasties have ever been replaced, for 5000 years!

So how can authoritarian Singapore hope to be an exception?

For you and your family's safety, emigrate now before that happens.

I will too, once I have made enough money in Young Pay-And-Pay. Haha!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Q & A hosted by Young Pay-And-Pay

Question by innocent 66.6%: Why did the PAP government appoint itself as the spokesperson of all countries which have the death penalty, when speaking against the abolition of that penalty at the United Nation a while back? Why not just be a quiet follower instead and let others do the dirty job?

Answer by YPAP: Please don't be naive; We cannot afford to be just a follower! At stake is our aspiration to be the world's premier multi million-dollar medical hub ! We must have the death penalty! Haven't you read this yet?

Singapore tycoon gets kidney from hanged gangster
Saturday, 10 January 2009

An ailing Singapore retail magnate has received a kidney believed to have come from a convicted gangster hanged on the same day, The Straits Times reported Saturday...

If you have not, you can read it here.

So, please lah, wake up from your idea!!!

Not only do we need to retain the death penalty at all cost (unless the cost is higher than the profit raked in by our local-suppliers foreign-customers organ donation medical hub), we must increase the number of execution (of young peasants - the younger, the better the organs) and reduce the number being caned (lest we accidentally hurt their pricey kidneys!)

This, we can do by getting Parliament to increase the number of offences which carries the death penalty. Upgrading Section 377A to punish homosexual sex by death instead of just by imprisonment is one way. Thio Li Ann can surely be counted on to give us another outstanding performance, this time quoting directly from her Bible about how those people in Sodom were punished by death by God for sodomy and how it is thus the duty of all Singaporeans of all religion (including those with no religion) to play (Christian) God - thus conferring on us the same equal right to judge homosexuals (and everyone else) as God has.

We will allow Bible-thumping Thio and her followers to say as much as they want, while clamping down on those bloody atheist who dare criticise the religionists, with the Sedition Act or the religious harmony bill, or whatever our Christian-majority cabinet can come up with.

Religous harmony must be maintained in secular Singapore at all cost by allowing only those with a religion a free say about what their religion teaches. No atheist can be allowed to say: "what your religion teaches is hog-wash, and nonsensical rubbish, and therefore Singapore should not be governed the way your religion teaches". Atheist can only say: "For some reason which I am not permitted to say lest I be charged under the Sedition Act, Singapore should not be governed in this way and sorry, I am not allowed to substantiate my reasoning with any rebuttal against your argument, because every of my rebuttal rest on my thinking that your religion is false and thus I am not allowed to speak my mind under PAP law for religious harmony!"

On the judiciary side, we must also instruct the AGC to prosecute more actively e.g. continue to charge people for murder as a dirty trick to get them to "confess" to man-slaughter, but don't honour the bargain. Prosecute them for murder after getting their "confession" (but at the same time, be careful to do that only to locals, not foreigners.)

The police must also carry out more checks at the borders and more drug raids (but carefully avoiding areas patronised mostly by foreigners and local elites e.g. the offsprings of former judges).

We will not need to instruct the judges on how to rule, since they are independent (and the whole world knows that. If not, we will get the Emperor Dowager, who listens to everything behind a curtain, to handle this).

However, we will most certainly need to find someone younger to replace hang-man Mr. Singh who may retire at any moment. The last time, when Mr. Singh left the job, we appealed to his calling to serve the nation by killing people. But times have changed. The younger generation did not experience the poor Singapore of the 1960s, blah blah blah.

So, this time round, if he quits again, we will have to peg the new hang-man's salary to 2/3 of that of some occupations (which will appeal more to our peasants than pegging it at 5 times of that of United States President, even though the final salary would be the same amount.)

We must also carefully coordinate the time of hanging and the time of transplant - a cadeveric transplant carries a lower rate of success compared to a live-donor transplant. So, we will start to think about building a new state-of-the-art transplant centre at Changi Hospital, to replace the one at SGH, which is too far away - although it takes only 2o minutes to go from the easternmost point of Singapore to the westernmost point when we utilise police motorcade esccot, we cannot do that when it is not MM that needs the transplant

Or, we may even build it in Changi prison itself, but we will have to do get our million-dollar permanent secretaries to spend another few million dollars to get some external consultants to do the cost-benefits analysis of such a move, while they takes some super-long vacation to learn french cooking. Hopefully, the consultants are from France, so that those of our perm secs who are there to inspect french kitchens can meet up with the consultants easily.

We will call it the Changi Hospital transplant centre, after we pay yet another few million dollars to some brand-name consultants to see if they can come up with a better name. After pocketing our (or rather, our peasants') money, they will probably simply tell us our original name is good enough. But that's ok - it never hurts for us Asians in PAP to have the second opinion of an Ang Moh (which is also why we have these foreigners sitting on our National Wage Council to decide the wage that our peasants ought to get - but we have not let them decide the wage of us elites. Lucky for us in YPAP, otherwise, our PM would be getting US$600,000 like the US President, instead of US$2,000,000)

Last, and definitely the least important task on the agenda, we will need to convince Singaporeans (many of whose family members will need to utilise the service of the Hang-man anyway): what's a few more thousand in salary for the hang-man and the brand-new transplant centre and the consultants etc, compared to our billion dollar GDP whose success depend very much on us finding that rare person who would want to work as a hang-man. Please have a sense of proportion! That's what we will tell those peasants!

Or maybe we should tell them the truth - if we do not pay the new hang-man handsomely, he may choose instead to work in the private sector for some petty thugs who "eliminate" all their dissidents. In that case, instead of dying at the noose of our new hang-man, our peasants (and their mothers and sisters) may end up living poorly as maids overseas. We will ask them to think hard about it - which would they prefer: a good death or a bad living?

That surely will wake them up, which is a prerequisite before they can go indulge in some vice that will result in the death penalty. The 2 new gambling dens will come in handy to ensure that we meet our quota!

We will need to go for the "human side" -talk about how condemned prisoners can redeem themselves by donating organs. This is where we YPAP will come into play. We will flood all the blogs and online forums with our wonderful logic. And we will write multi ghost letters purportedly from religious people of all faith using various ethnic names, to the Straits Times. Some of us will be grieving conservatives mothers aghast by our sons' modern thinking of donating their kidneys to foreign millionaires, but in the end proud of our sons' selfless final act before they are hanged for a non-violent crime that would result in only prison time in other countries the most outrageous crime we can think of.

That will take care of almost everything. Except for a few bloody peasants who refuse to come to their senses to analyse everything in terms of dollars and cents only. We can already anticipate right now that they will want to talk about the value of the human life and other unimportant human rights values that have no impact on our lives (except to take away our lives. haha). Nevermind, we will get Chua Lee Hoong to do something about these near-psychopaths. Her poison pen is mightier than the sword.