Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Singapore lost a great son today

Note: If you want to make a stand, you can do this on your blog!

Monday, September 29, 2008


Allowed Level of Melamine
American dog food: 0 ppm
Chinese pig fodder: 2 ppm
Taiwanese human food: 2.5 ppm

Taiwanese opposition MP said Taiwan's health authority had treated the Taiwanese people worse than how American dogs and Chinese pigs were treated - 台湾人猪狗不如。

Tell me, what do you think Singapore's allowed level of Melamine is?
Singapore human food: 5 ppm!!!

Yeah, Singaporeans are worse than the Taiwanese people who are worse than dogs and pigs.


(Updated 8/10/08:
EU human food: 2.5 ppm
American human food: 2.5 ppm)

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak!

1 bronze medal!
Piak, 1 tight slap across my big boss's face.

1 more bronze medal!
Piak, 1 more tight slap across his LJ face.

Yet another 1 more medal - silver!
Piak, 3 slaps already, one after the other.

A gold medal!
Piak, it's the 4th slap. Luckily, he has quite a thick skin.

1 world record broken!
Piak, it's the 5th slap in a week. Even a thick face cannot hide the redness anymore

1 more world record broken!
Piak, that's the 6th slap. Never have I seen his face redder.

Let's recap:
4 medals and 2 world record!
Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak!

Poor Boss, is your face painful?
This little doggy from Young Pay-And-Pay sayang you!
Let's watch a video together, while I lick your swollen face:

Monday, September 8, 2008

Money No Enough 钱不够用!

Money No Enough 2 钱不够用2

Money No Enough 3 钱不够用3

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Chan Mei Kuen refuses to be a citizen, but "reminds" us to give her the same privilege as citizens

From the government's mouthpiece (Straits Times), comes a "reminder" from a shameless, thick-faced Permanent Resident Chan Mei Kuen:

The purpose of this letter is to remind Singaporeans that middle-class 'foreign workers' exist in this country. We are your nurses, bank executives, IT professionals and so on.

We don't need your "reminder", you bitch! Yes, we know our short-sighted PAP government did not train enough nurses, and we also know they brought in IT foreign workers to cheapen our wages!

We pay taxes, contribute to CPF and send our children to childcare.

And, how many years did you pay and did your parents pay and did your grandparents pay, compared to native Singaporeans? You have the cheek to compare! You thick-face, shameless Chan Mei Kuen! Let's see:

I HAVE lived in Singapore for four years, working in a restructured hospital. I got my permanent residence (PR) only after living here for eight months.

My Ah Gong ,Ah Ma have lived in Singapore for 80 years, you fucker! Combined, they have paid more than one and a half century of tax and CPF! And likewise my parents! You eight-month tax payer want to "remind" us to give you equal privilege as citizen? FUCK YOU, CHAN MEI KUEN!

But wait, this bitch didn't even pay 8 months of tax! Instead, she received tax money from citizens to study for free in Australia:

I am bonded to the hospital for six years because it sponsored my education to be a radiographer in Australia, and for this I am grateful to my employer.

Why aren't you grateful to Singaporeans instead? Having gotten my grandparents to pay for your education (while they cannot get back their CPF money), you now want us to pay for your HDB flat! Just which part of shame do you not know, Chan Mei Kuen?

And when our male children turn 18, they are liable for national service.

Nonsense. You will tell them to give up their PR status before they turn 18. In fact, that's why you don't want to apply citizenship for them now, you hypocrite!

So why are we always left out? We are not allowed to buy HDB flats because Singaporeans think we can afford condos.

Because you are not a citizen, you bitch! If you want the rights of a citizen, go back to your country! We don't welcome you. Good luck finding another country which give PRs same rights as citizens.

Then you cut medical subsidies at polyclinics because citizens think it is not fair that we get the same benefit as them. And from next year, there will be no childcare subsidies for PRs because citizens think we shouldn't enjoy such benefits.

Nonsense! The "cut" is a token sum just to appease citizens. And you bitch knows it. So what is your motive of whining?

So why did I became a PR? I am thinking of staying in Singapore permanently.

Because you want to enjoy the privilege accorded to citizens without having to shoulder the responsibility that citizenship brings, you bitch!

And bull shit! If you had wanted to stay here permanently, you would have gladly become a Singapore citizen, instead of "reminding" Singapore to give you the same privilege as citizens!

Most of us choose not to become citizens because we still have family in our home country and we still want to visit them regularly.

Who are you kidding, you bitch? You can reverse the situation - become a citizen of Singapore and a PR of your "home country". You mean you can't visit your "home country" as a PR or a visitor of that country? You may be a retard, but we are not! You do not regard Singapore as your "home country", but you demand equal rights as Singaporeans. KNNBCCB!

So why are we penalised? Now that the childcare subsidy has been doubled, can't PRs get at least half the amount?

You are not penalised. You have already been given way too much as a PR. Want more? Then become a citizen, you bitch!

In Britain and Australia, PRs enjoy the same benefits as citizens, except the right to vote. If the Government does not want to hand out freebies to so many PRs, tighten the requirements to become a PR.
Chan Mei Kuen (Ms)

That's about the only sensible thing the bitch said in her whole letter. Yes! PAP should have tighten the requirements to become a PR long ago, to the British and Australian standard.

Chan Mei Kuen, if you are reading this and want to receive more scolding, come to the Otak Stall the 3in1 kopitiam! Dare to login there to issue us your "reminder"?

Saturday, September 6, 2008

天下未定, 我已当亨?

天下已定, 我固当亨!


你 SDP 却是狡兔未死,高鸟未尽,敌党未破,却已迫不及待,先与Ravi 先生来个划清界限!


李老贼说你是"political juvenile", 现在看来,或许是对的。姜果然是老的辣!