Thursday, July 31, 2008

PAP internet brigade flags elderly beggars as "unsuitable for minors"' viewing

Why? Because elderly beggars are engaing in "graphic sexual activities", as far as the PAP internet brigade is concerned!

A "suggestive but without nudity" scene deemed
"unsuitable for miniors" by PAP internet brigade.
(note that the flag has since been removed. see footnote below)

Background story:
A week ago, I discovered a youtube video. Since then, that youtuber has done a number of other videos, all of which I enjoy. So, I visit her youtube page quite regularly.

Yesterday, I was on her site when I saw that one of her new videos was flagged as "unsuitable for minors"' viewing. That, of course, got me very curious - I was wondering if she had decided to strip for the camera. Haha!

Apparently, the video is full of images of elderly Singaporean beggars; And nothing else!

I think, it follows from simple logic, that the only kind of persons who would flag such a video as unsuitable for minors under 18 would be sick pap supporters - i.e. my fellow members from Young Pay-And-Pay!

Who else would regard elderly Singaporeans begging in the street as:
(from youtube's flagging terms page:)
1. Graphic sexual activity
"Graphic sexual activity" describes content which contains actual visible or implied sex acts.
2. Nudity
"Nudity" refers to exposed or see-through coverage of areas typically covered by a bathing suit or underwear. Sometimes nudity is allowed on YouTube, depending on the context.
3. Suggestive, but without nudity
"Suggestive" content refers to materials with sexual themes that do not necessarily depict sexual activity or nudity. Sexually suggestive content may not be suitable for all audiences and may include fetish-related content.
4. Shocking or disgusting content
"Shocking or disgusting content" refers to disturbing imagery, such as graphic depictions of violence, accidents or gore, which lack an appropriate context.
5. Promotes hatred or violence against a protected group
Hate speech is content that promotes or encourages hatred or violence toward a group based on race or ethnic origin, religion, disability, gender, age, veteran status, and sexual orientation/gender identity.
6. Harmful dangerous acts
"Harmful dangerous acts" may include content which is depicts behavior likely to cause serious injury or death to a third party.

When you try to flag a video in youtube, you cannot just click a button and be done with. You have to justify your action by selecting one of the categories stated above.

And so, this is the conclusion we can draw:

PAP internet brigade regards 80 years old Singaporeans begging in the streets as a graphic sexual activity, or nudity, or suggestive but without nudity, or a shocking/disgusting content, or promotes hatred/violence against a protected group, or a harmful dangerous act!

My fellow Young Pay-And-Pay colleauges, I gotta hand it over to you! Even though we are all part of YPAP, you guys are much more imaginative and may I add, perverted, than I!

I, for one, have no sexual interest in 80 yeares old granny. And I certainly do not view sights of them begging as a "graphic sexual activity"!

The "unsuitable for minors" flag has since been removed. I assume the youtuber must have contacted youtube to get it removed? How did she do that? Did she provide youtube the juicy background story that Singapore is a dictatorial regime which officially has something called "PAP internet brigade", whose job is to go onto the internet to censor out speeches and videos which are detrimental to PAP - videos such as "suggestive but without nudity" scenes of elderly Singaporean beggars? I wonder if this has become the butt of the joke among the administrators of youtube!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Government-owned forum tells FT to make police report against citizen

This is what Amit Nagpal said:
Hello Cloynx,

Please note that I spoke to the moderators of this thread. They removed the other thread but you put up a cached link of the same.

As per suggestion from the moderator, I would be making a Police Report against you for defamation and sending unwarranted emails to my company.

Amit Nagpal is a permanent resident (PR) of Singapore, which has a rule that only citizens can buy public flats at cheaper price.

Amit Nagpal would have nothing to do with this rule. He wrote to the local newspaper and demanded that he be given the same rights as citizens!

Amit Nagpal then discovered that teenagers at the hardwarezone forum had passed some negative remarks about his unreasonable demands. (And why shouldn't they? His behaviour was indeed outrageous.)

Amit Nagpal responded by demanding that all posts (i.e. the entire thread) be removed.

The government-owned hardwarezone unhesitatingly complied with its foreign talent's demand.

The government-owned harwarezone initiated blanket censorship, removed the entire thread and curtailed the rights to free speech of numerous citizens - all for the sake of its one foreign talent.

Someone then posted a link to the cache copy of the censored thread. Just a link.

Amit Nagpal consulted the government-owned hardwarezone on what he should do.

The government-owned hardwarezone considered the posting of this hyperlink by the citizen a crime that warranted police intervention.

Accordingly, the government-owned hadwarezone advised its foreign talent to make a police report against the teenage citizen who had dared show no respect to its foreign talent.

Amit Nagpal took the advice given by the government-owned forum. His proud annoncement , as quoted above, is here, assuming the link has not been taken down yet

Hardwarezone is populated mostly by teens. In additon, because it is owned by the government, the IP address of participants can be passed to the police and will be passed to the police, as demonstrated by the willingness of the government-owned forum to shut down free speech simply at the demand of its foreign talent.

Amit Nagpal is 33 years old.

No point bullying teenagers half your age, Amit Nagpal.

I, member of Young Pay-And-Pay, hereby challenge you. Amit Nagpal. to come to sammyboyforum for a verbal show-down with adults! Dare you, Amit Nagpal, accept the challenge and take on people closer to your age? Amit Nagpal, come here or here, and let us see if you are going to be just as police-happy with us as you have been with teens!

(Update 28/09/08: The old forum is now closed. Singapore's last bastion of free speech continues at The 3-in-1 Kopitiam.)

Amit Nagpal, be prepared to make 100 unfounded and unjustifiable police report per day for the next 100 days!

About Amit Nagpal:
Amit Nagpal's webpage is here (assuming not taken down yet)
Amit Nagpal is working at KCPL, Singapore.
Amit Nagpal's unofficial personal email address:,

I, being the most obedient dog in Young Pay-And-Pay, of course fully support what the government-owned hardwarezone has done
My YPAP-style sick twisted logic is as follows:
  • Singapore citizens are cheap and Singapore citizenship is of no value.
  • Foreign talents are expensive and of great value to Singapore.
  • Thus, Singapore citizens have rights to free speech, but these rights must be curtailed immediately upon a foreign talent's demand.
  • If Singaporeans refuse to bow down to the demands, any government-owned company must rightly equate such insubordination as a crime and accordingly advise its precious foreign talent to make police reports.
  • In fact, if the foreign talent dare not make a police report, a government-own company should make the police report on behalf of its foreign talent.
  • Only in these way can we be of service to foreign talents and make them feel welcome.
  • Note that since citizens cannot/ will not/ dare not emigrate, citizens' feelings can and should be ignored in the equation.
  • QED.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008













Thursday, July 17, 2008

What happened?

I woke up this morning, saw this video, and cried inconsolably!

How come all black and white frontal photos?


We usually see such photos only when....

Sob! Can someone please confirm the news for me?

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

OT tonight!

So, just now, I was trying to perform my duty as a good Young Pay-And-Pay member. I went youtube to search for a video of this year's NDP song "Shine for Singapore" and its Chinese version "晴空万里". I thought I should put a copy on my blog - even if not to remind myself how good singapore is, at least can let my big bosses know how much I love singapore.

I typed "Shine for Singapore" into youtube, and WTF it returned me this video:

Mati liao! This is no joke! Now, all of us at YPAP cannot go home tonight liao! Must recall everyone who is IT-savvy immediately. All must do OT, to come up with a "counter video". Otherwise, our previous NDP effort will all go to waste. Damn Suay!

Friday, July 11, 2008


Wed, Jul 09, 2008
my paper
A PATIENT once told me: "You know what, doctor, when I was told that I have cancer, suddenly all my shares, my properties and my brand-new car have no more meaning."

Yet, the attachment that some Singaporeans have to their cars never fails to amaze me.
The patient who spoke to me became depressed after he was diagnosed with cancer, but his condition improved after he took stock of what was truly important in his life.

When he was near his life's end, I asked him if he was afraid. He said no.

He had done no harm to others, he said, and he remembered the good things that he had done. He also relished the happiness he had brought to others.

He died peacefully.

Dr Tan Chek Wee

Why is she not dying peacefully?

Will he die peacefully?

Her misdeed is only a fraction of his; Is he not afraid for himself, when he sees what is happening to her?

Will I, the doggy, die peacefully?

Will you die peacefully?





Wednesday, July 9, 2008


The whole aim of practical politics
is to keep the populace alarmed
[and hence clamorous to be led to safety] by
menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins,
all of them imaginary.
-H. L. Mencken

Luckily, LKY does not practise practical politics!

When he said if we vote for opposition, we will become maids, it's not imaginary.

When he said that a freak election will wipe Singapore out, it's not imaginary.

When he said that Singapore has democracy, free press, human rights, they are all not imaginary!

Finally, when he said the International Bar Association (IBA) has sent him a letter of praise, it's of course, also, you got it, NOT imaginary!

They are all real

So, who's the one imagining things?

It's Chee Soon Juan! Chee is a psychopath!

How do I know?

Because LKY is my pay-master, and Chee is not!

Who is right and who is wrong is very simple to decide, as far as we, members of Young Pay-And-Pay, are concerned.


We, of Young Pay-And-Pay, are 鬼 (devil)! LOL!

The YPAP Pledge

(Acknowledgment: picture by

Today, 9th of July.

Time to say the Young Pay-And-Pay pledge - exactly a month before we say the national pledge publicly.

the members of Young Pay-And-Pay,
pledge ourselves as one united people,
regardless of race, language, or religion,
to build an undemocratic society,
based on injustice and inequality,
so as to achieve
unhappiness, poverty, and stagnation
for peasants
happiness, prosperity and progress
our ka-ki-lang!

So, as you can see clearly from our pledge, the "unhappiness, poverty..." part is the unintended but necessary collateral damage, required to achieve the "happiness, prosperity..." part.

I mean, sorry lah, fact is fact, and the fact is - there can only be that much cakes and pies to go around. It's finite! So if we take very big - i mean, ahem, humongous - portions of the cakes and pies for ourselves, we have no choice but to pass the miserably tiny portions to you peasants, dio boh?

It's not as if we are deliberately against you peasants; It's just that someone has to be the collateral damage! Since it is not me, it has to be you!

Boh Bian.

Hope you peasants can be more understanding!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Am I a washing machine?

Saw the following pic from here:

I am offended! How dare sinkies call us names!

Hey, we in Young Pay-And-Pay are doggies, not washing machines!!!

Don't 沒大沒小 with us, ok?!?

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Thank you for your votes

If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.” - Bishop Desmond Tutu

We, in Young Pay-And-Pay, love voters who cast invalid votes to "protest" against our bosses.

Their "protest" is an endorsement of our bosses.

Thank you very the much!



Our wretched species is so made that
those who walk on the well-trodden path
always throw stones at
who are showing a new road.
- Voltaire

Actually, to be fair, not all of our species are like that. Only this sub-species called Sinkies, behave like that!

(The above quote was taken from SDP's website. I visit it regularly to spy on what they are writing against my bosses. In Chinese, it's called "know yourself and your enemy, and you will win all battles")