Monday, April 16, 2007

Pls show them smiling

This is the current pic at
Asia1 has replaced the old pic!

What happened to all the smiles?
Why did Asia1 take down the 1st pic?

This new pic is inappropriate!
How can anyone not feel happy
with a pay hike?

Shame on you, Asia1.
Put back the first pic, can?

I don't like to see
my Asses and Apples not smiling!

Sunday, April 15, 2007


This was the pic put up by
It was a nice pic.
And very appropriate too.

Of course all of them were happy.
Who won't be,
if he gets 1 million more?

I feel so happy
when I see their happy faces.

Asia1, well done!

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Double up

I saw this pic at some online forum.
And I feel like crying.
Poor Ass.
I think I need to lick his ass more,
to make him feel better.

Fellow ass lickers and apple polishers,
this is the time when
our Asses and Apples need us most;

We must use all our brain power to
defy logic and reasoning,
to brainwash singaporeans!

Let us all double up
our licking and polishing efforts!

Friday, April 13, 2007

Smart boy

Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong says
he will hold his own salary at
the present level for five years

This Ass is the cleverest of all Asses
that I have ever licked.
He increased his pay
by a much larger percentage
than MM and SM did,
so that it exceeds the two of them.
(Before this hike, his salary was below theirs).

he will not increase his pay again,
until after the next election is over!

I love him.
He is sooooooooo smart!
Smart people like him should be adored.
Peasants should get out of our
elite fucking face!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

No match for me

Dr Lily Neo has said she will donate
the increment in her MP allowance
Public Assistance recipients in her constituency.

I prefer this woman.
Her ass-licking and apple-polishing
are half-hearted,
and contradicted by her actions.
She is no match for my all-out effort lah!
She will not be a threat to my rice bowl,
unlike the ugly bitch below.

Maybe that's why she looks
so much prettier than the ugly bitch;
Women who don't know how to suck cocks,
can only attract my Asses' attention with looks.
Conversely, those who know how to suck well,
can afford to look like shit!

As for ass-lickers like me,
pretty or ugly also doesn't matter;
My Asses never get to see me,
'cos I lick from the "behind"!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Steal my rice bowl

Singapore is governed by extraordinary men
willing to make personal sacrifices,

said MP for Tampines GRC
Irene Ng in Parliament.

I don't like this woman.
She is stealing my rice bowl.
Despicable bitch who thinks
she can polish apples better than I!

Luckily she looks very ugly.
One look at her and
my Asses will have no mood.
I bet Mr. Ass prefers me licking his Ass
than her sucking his cock!

Then again, Madam Apple may prefer her.
Both of them "got fight" with each other
in the looks department.
One can make the other
feel better about herself!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Happy like anything

My Ass Prince looked soooo happy.
Laugh until mouth cannot close.
Of course lah,
he just got a million-dollar pay rise!

I am very happy for him too.
I hope he will share
some of his millions with me.

Trying to justify his salary increase
is no easy task, ok.
I did work very hard to lick his smelly Ass!

Thursday, April 5, 2007

MUST feed monkeys

I saw this sign at MacRitchier Resevoir.

I was outraged. This is getting too much!

Sure, I can tolerate it if some uninformed joggers are not happy that our Asses and Apples are being fed so much money.

But how can they openly call our esteemed Asses and Apples "monkeys" and put up protest signs all over the park like that? HOW CAN?

Firstly, 1 peanut cost $600,000. Our Asses and Apples are asking only for 5 peanuts a year as salary, 3 peanuts a year as pension, and a total of 8 peanuts while working AND retiring simultaneously (i.e. when they are past 55 yrs old). That's not asking too much.

Secondly, not every monkey get to eat 5 peanuts in a year; It all depends on how good they are at monkeying. Those who are lousy, e.g. those hip-hop post-65 MPs who cannot even mimic accurately how a monkey dance, received only about 1/6 of a peanut only leh!

Thirdly, what's wrong with looking like monkeys? Look carefully at the pictures we apple-polishers and ass-lickers put up below - don't these monkeys look cute? Monkeys are intelligent creatures. They can jump from trees to trees, changing their positions back and forth. They can dance and entertain us, just as those hip-hop MPs did. Nothing wrong being monkeys, I would say. And anyway, it is not our Asses and Apples' fault that they look like monkeys. In fact, if I can choose, I would rather be a peanut-eating monkey, than an ass-licking young pay-and-pay! But well, each person has his job to do, so I am quite contented to lick the ass of my esteemed monkeys while they are eating peanuts. Kind of kinky too, if you ask me -- I lick while he eats!

So, how can these joggers anyhow say "dont feed the monkeys"? If we don't feed the monkeys, what are we going to do with the peanuts? Throw them at those poor humans in their 80s who have to skip 1 meal per day? Please lah, havent you guys heard of the saying "if you pay peanut, you get monkey"? Peanuts are meant for monkeys, not humans! Understand or not?

I have called the National Park Authority and told them to take down these protest signs immediately. I am always very "on" about such things. That's part and parcel of being a good ass-licker cum apple-polisher. Take pride in the job, I say. It is not an easy task. But I always put on my very best when it comes to licking and polishing. Our Asses and Apples deserve the best lick and polish.

Finally, I have one simple advice for the protesters: next time, if you guy want to protest, draw better! Your peanut doesn't look like a peanut at all! Looked more like banana. Not that our apples and asses don't like to suck bananas. They do, and they are mean suckers who can suck bananas after bananas. But peanut goes with monkey mah. No standard lah you people. No match for us ass-lickers and apple-polishers!

Sunday, April 1, 2007

WILL demolish him

"If they vote for [Chee Soon Juan], they'll have five years of misery because in five years we'll demolish him." - Lee Kuan Yew, 2001 General Elections

There is no need to demolish Chee. Chee will demolish himself. This guy doesn't make sense at all! Read what he wrote on his SDP website:

Let's not get mad, let's get busy
29 Mar 07

Dear fellow Singaporeans,

The Internet has been seething with anger over the latest round of salary increase for our ministers. I don’t need to go into the figures for you already know them.

Not only have the ministers lavished on themselves quite obscene salaries but they have also, through their remarks, shown complete and utter contempt for the feelings of Singaporeans. Which prime minister would say that he and his colleagues should not be expected to make 'unnecessary financial sacrifices' when even a minister is paid more than the president of the United States?

What's more, this comes on the heel of a GST hike amidst data showing that lower-income earners continue to see their wages shrink. And then the Prime Minister tells us that it does this in order to help the poor.

Enough of blogging. Enough of posting your frustrations online. Enough of complains. We’ve been doing that ever since the scheme of pegging ministerial pay to the most lucrative professional salaries started in the mid-1990s.

We need to stop talking and start exercising our rights – no, our solemn duty – to speak up for our nation. We need to let the PAP know that it cannot treat us like doormats.

I know many of you are still fearful. But you must act in spite of your fears. When you do, you'll discover the power of your courage you never thought you had. When enough of us overcome that fear, the PAP will listen.

Let not our fear freeze us into inaction. And let it not be remarked that, like Nero, we fiddled while Rome burned.

What can you do? For starters, go down to Orchard Road at Ngee Ann City Shopping Centre this Saturday, 31 March, starting from 12 noon to about 3 pm where my colleagues and I will be selling the book The Power of Courage. Come by to say hello and leave us your contact. If you have children, bring them along. My kids will be there.

We will need your assistance in the planning of a series of activities leading up to May Day in a month’s time. Here’s your opportunity to do something constructive and to really stand up for Singapore.

Remember my fellow Singaporeans, we are citizens, not slaves! Citizens have rights and we need to exercise those rights. I leave you with this thought: Aeroplanes are safer on the ground, but that was not what aeroplanes are made for.

See you on Saturday!

Chee Soon Juan

Unbeliveable! How can he compare Singapore to United States??? I have never been to the United States, but based on what our news media tell me, United States is a small country. Everyone live in cities and work in high-tech industries. The whole country is so insular and hardly participate in any international activities.

Now contrast that with Singapore:
  • We are a big country requiring more than 1 hours to travel from east to west. This makes our transport requirment very complex and so the Transport Minister deserves more money than his counterpart in USA.
  • We have both farms and farmers in Choa Chu Kang, and biotech and scientists in biopolis. Such diverse economy and people in diverse occupation makes the job of the Trade And Industry Minister and Home Affairs Minister very difficult, and so they, too, deserves much higher salary than theirs counterpart in USA.
  • We have sent humanitarian missions to Indonesia in the Tsunami disaster. Our PM also flew to Doha to support our Sports team. All these translate to our Minister of Defence and Minister of Foreign Affairs having much more tasks to accomplish than their counterparts in USA have, and so again they deserve much more than the latter. Don't forget: United States' Defence Minister and Foreign Affair Minister need only shake leg at home, while their troops fight in Iraq. So how to compare?
There is no basis for comparison at all! USA is easy to govern, SG is difficult. FULL STOP! This Chee is outrageous. So, yesterday, I nearly went down to Ngee Ann City to give him the scolding that a mad man like him deserves.

Then, on second thought, I decided better not lah. I am not that good at debating in an uncensored "live" environment where i cannot anyhow censor what my opponent says. Better leave it to the Ministers and our news media to "demolish him". I should just stick to the job that I do best - ass-licking and apple-polishing. So here's a few licks and polishes:

Long Live Minister Mentor! We wish you a long life, so that you have enough time to demolish Chee. And congratulations on your honourary degree in Law. You most deserve it. You have done a lot to our law . I don't think any opposition members can deny what I just said: You indeed, had done a lot to our law and our constitution in the past 40 years!