Double up

I saw this pic at some online forum.
And I feel like crying.
Poor Ass.
I think I need to lick his ass more,
to make him feel better.

Fellow ass lickers and apple polishers,
this is the time when
our Asses and Apples need us most;

We must use all our brain power to
defy logic and reasoning,
to brainwash singaporeans!

Let us all double up
our licking and polishing efforts!