tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42481362508368525602024-02-19T19:14:02.026+08:00Young Pay-And-Pay BlogThoughts, reflections and ideas from ass-kissers and apple-polishers hoping to build a better Singapore for foreigners and Elitesyoung-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.comBlogger193125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-86371990577436581572012-01-02T16:01:00.003+08:002012-01-02T16:26:11.581+08:00Govt body endorses NS defaulterNS defaulter Pianist Melvyn Tan will be performing at the National Museum starting 5th January 2012.NATIONAL museum???Yeah, NATIONAL museum!!!Mind you, not any ordinary museum or concert hall, but the national museum, directly under the purview of government agency, National Heritage Board.I don't know about you, but as far as I am concerned, this is tantamount to the government openly endorsing young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-44232111571941203742011-12-19T15:38:00.006+08:002011-12-19T15:44:46.917+08:00Only 4o minutes disruption lah!Why we should no longer read the 150th-ranked nation-building main-stream media:Channelnewsasia.com:"The disruption began at 6am, and lasted just 40 minutes. But trains were delayed for more than five hours as a result of the disruption....Kong Simi Lan Jiao?Truly not worth the toilet paper it was written on!young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-28431631068863157832011-08-19T00:21:00.012+08:002011-08-19T01:24:19.800+08:00Guess: which TWO politicans?Politician A, in 1984:
I am not worried whether the new admission policy will lessen the chances of children of non-graduate mothers not getting the schools of their choice. The main problem is whether the policy will have any significant effect on graduate mothers wanting to have more children."
"I will certainly support any move which will help to reverse this trend [of graduate mothers not young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-11846687914144395272011-08-17T11:07:00.019+08:002011-08-17T13:37:41.645+08:00Who said: "FOOLISH ENOUGH to build MRT"?On the one hand, we had President Ong Teng Cheong (then Minister of Communication):
"The MRT is much more than a transport investment, and must be viewed in its wider economic perspective. The boost it'll provide to long term investors' confidence, the multiplier effect and how MRT will lead to the enhancement of the intrinsic value of Singapore's real estate are spin-offs that cannot be ignored.young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-32495114586571493632011-08-15T19:17:00.013+08:002011-08-15T20:58:24.014+08:00The VERY ANGRY minister for trade and industryPresident Ong Teng Cheong
(Asiaweek, March 10, 2000):
in January 1986 I did sanction a strike, the first for about a decade. It was in the shipping industry where the management was taking advantage of the workers.
I did not even tell the cabinet about sanctioning the strike. And some of them were angry with me about that. The minister for trade and industry was very angry, his officers were young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-450188684245687212011-08-03T20:19:00.014+08:002011-08-03T21:06:31.292+08:00No NS deferment for postgrad degreeThe Straits Times4th Sept 2001NS deferment limits set for fairness(Young-pap: though the date of this letter is 2001, it is talking about things that happened in 1993, which is exactly the time period we are interested in)I REFER to the letter, “Inflexible policies could lead to brain drain” (ST, Aug 23), by Dr Ronald Paul Ng.The Ministry of Defence (Mindef) understands the desire of Singaporean young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-25297302754475130472011-05-14T18:07:00.007+08:002011-05-14T18:32:07.670+08:00Political joke of the year!Joker Lee Kuan Yew speaking at NTUC's 50th anniversary celebrations and dinner on 13 May 2011"In government, I have never forgotten that it is in the interest of the workers and their unions that we must strive for growth and development."In other words, growth is meaningless unless it is shared by the workers - shared not only directly in wage increases but indirectly in better homes, better young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-15149424456198567032011-05-08T04:06:00.022+08:002011-05-09T21:48:57.698+08:00The price for being ARROGANTEmperor Yeo:"Remember your place in society before you engage in political debate... Debate cannot generate into a free-for-all where no distinction is made between the senior and junior party... You must make distinctions - What is high, what is low, what is above, what is below, and then within this, we can have a debate, we can have a discussion... people should not take on those in authority young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-80333143751374197782011-05-07T16:36:00.005+08:002011-05-07T16:39:25.947+08:00GE2011: Many years from now...“Many years from now, your grandchildren will ask you: Did you do your part for Singapore in Aljunied?”- Workers’ Party’s Chen Show Mao, in WP's final rally speech on Thursday, 5 May 2011young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-28611962229649196552011-05-05T21:02:00.009+08:002011-05-07T16:35:42.003+08:00If you support EMPEROR Yeo...please be prepared to be an eunuch, for that's what he has demanded:So, ask yourself, voters of Aljunied:Are you prepared to have your ah gong, ah ma, spouse, children and grandchildren all kow-tow and kneel down to an Emperor?Are you prepared to turn Singapore from a democratic republic to a dynastic monarchy?Because that's what Emperor Yeo implied and that's who Emperor Yeo thinks he is: young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-82880165725517683092011-04-30T12:29:00.006+08:002011-04-30T12:38:59.931+08:00GE2011: 1 picture = 1000 wordsThe "creative" photograph (by the "nation-building" whore-paper):The inconvenient truth:young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-66061665038397831012011-04-30T11:59:00.004+08:002011-04-30T12:10:09.376+08:00GE2011: STOP WASTING SALIVA - Just 1 Qn is ENOUGH!ARE YOU BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE4 YEARS AGO?现在的生活,比四年前更好吗?If you think this blog post makes sense, PLEASE, forward it to your friends and family members!Working for Singapore does not mean standing up for elections only. Even behind the scene, we can do our part for our country!Majulah Singapura!young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-46276384293475901862011-04-26T16:41:00.002+08:002011-04-26T16:43:07.597+08:00URGENT ADVICE NEEDED: Should I sack my maid?I need your urgent advice about employing a maid. As a busy mother, I need someone reliable to help out at home. My maid is from Profits Agency Pte (PAP) and she has worked for me for a long time. Her mother worked for my parents and did an excellent job, so I had faith in her. For several years her performance has been very good, but recently she has become arrogant and insensitive, and is young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-60180705817105066342011-04-16T16:51:00.004+08:002011-04-16T17:06:14.049+08:00First Hokkien 2011 Electoral SpeechIf you care about Singapore, you should show this video to your Hokkien-speaking family members - right now! Because this video not only conveys important messages in Hokkien, but more importantly, it helps dispel some not-so-nice notion about SDP that PAP has managed to instill in the minds of dialect-speaking Singaporeans who do not access the English-based internet.So what are you waiting for?young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-23076767103257588182011-01-10T02:46:00.026+08:002011-01-12T10:09:11.426+08:00Lion Dance Banned in Singapore!That's right: soon, lion dance may be banned in Singapore!Far-fetched?Not really!Today, we are already witnessing our fellow Hindu Singaporeans being bullied and forced to give up their traditional way of celebrating Thaipusam. And what do we - non-Hindus - do? Nothing!Tomorrow, it will be Chinese Singaporeans' turn! It is not far-fetched at all that some people will come along and complain aboutyoung-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-31858225563642897232010-11-17T02:43:00.016+08:002010-11-17T03:37:38.811+08:003rd-class university couldn't solve PSLE MathThe Straits Times800 more PhD places at NTUBy Jane Ng NANYANG Technological University (NTU) will have 800 more places for PhD students in the next five years, as it ramps up its research in areas such as clean energy, healthcare and new media.Half of these places will be for Singaporeans, a bid to increase the number of local researchers. There are now 2,700 PhD students in NTU, and Singaporeansyoung-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-33444513529445692502010-10-13T07:05:00.014+08:002010-10-13T07:50:21.438+08:00Li Xiu Qi bullshits abt NaiNai's "frugality" (Frugal your Lao Bu CCB II)(This article is by 李显涛, reproduced from Temasek Review. )简单朴素?作者:李显涛李显龙的长女,李修齐企图要把阿嫲形容为一个简单朴素、容易满足的小女人,她追忆道:“奶奶向来十分节俭,连买一个简单的发刷都得经过谨慎的考虑。她们在东京逛一座七层楼的日用品商店Tokyo Hands,李夫人看中一把发刷,价格不高,但是她还是挣扎了一番才决定买下。当时她说:“我已经那么老了,有能力买下它”,然后付了钱,快快乐乐地离开。”“有一次我们到上海,我买了一双彪马(Puma)黑鞋给她,那是双有法拉利红色线条的漂亮鞋子。不贵,但她很喜欢。她穿上了觉得很酷,每次穿着都很兴奋,我也因为钱花得非常值得而感到欣慰。”可是你只要记忆犹新,大概会记得她一口气买下两个或者三个单位乌节路Nassim Jade豪宅给自己的子女的大手笔 ****,据说不知道享有折扣的原因,young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-44779322875592242332010-10-07T16:09:00.007+08:002010-10-08T09:25:57.576+08:00Vivian Balakrishnan carries balls, communist style.This is from Temasek Review.I am archiving it here for my own reference.INTERNAL MEMO TO MCYS STAFFSubject:Urgent: Passing of Mrs Lee Kuan Yew’s cortege along Thomson Road From: Pamela TAN to MCYS-AllThe cortege of Mrs Lee Kuan Yew will leave Sri Temasek at 4 pm and it will pass by Thomson Road on its way to the Mandai Crematorium.As a mark of respect, we would like all staff in MCYS / SLF young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-91418357749665423632010-10-07T10:48:00.006+08:002010-10-07T11:51:03.115+08:00Are you the dead woman, Lee Wei Ling?Are you dead yet, Lee Wei Ling?If not, why did you write an eulogy like that - as if you were the one who's dead?Look, every few weeks, the whole of Singapore already have to endure reading your narcissistic column in the Straits Times where you write about nothing but yourself:how you had won many gold medals but do not feel important about such things (but somehow important enough for you to young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-89539563435133842282010-10-05T10:11:00.003+08:002010-10-05T10:16:35.834+08:00Your attendance at the wake is duly notedChannel NewsAsiaBy Joanne Chan/Evelyn Choo | 04 October 2010...Workers' Party chairman Sylvia Lim and MP for Hougang Low Thia Khiang were also present at the wake....Thank you for coming. We, at young Pay-And-Pay, will duly note your attendance down in our little book and take that into consideration when deciding who to field in Hougang in the upcoming election. Your $150,000/year allowance is young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-46200315086416792122010-10-05T05:41:00.019+08:002010-10-05T09:56:37.498+08:00SHOCKING TRUTH abt Kwa's deathThe BULL-SHIT:Q: She can't speak. How does she convey how she feels to you?A: She blinks. 'Yes', one blink; 'no', two blinks.- Lee Kuan Yew, when speaking about his wife in an interview with The Straits Times for an upcoming book.The inconvenient TRUTH:[教育部兼国家发展部高级政务部长]傅海燕说,当李夫人的病情没有好转,李资政曾陷入是否要终止生命维系系统的痛苦挣扎。不过,当资政察觉到夫人意识到他的存在,并对他有所反应时,最后总狠不下心停止治疗,选择继续积极延续她的生命。- 联合早报 04/10/2010The Freudian SLIP:李young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-11571717568965110292010-09-23T20:23:00.010+08:002010-09-24T13:00:36.539+08:00WE LOVE FOREIGNERS!First, she approaches the wise old men and women. But they tell her KNNBCCBNext, she talks to the middle-aged. But they show her the middle finger.Then, she reaches out to the post-NS generation. But they tell her to go fly a kiteSo, she goes to the teenagers. But they just shrug their shoulders.The deadline is near.An answer is needed.But not just any answer!It has to be the right answer!!!The young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-35108255183127094222010-09-13T07:27:00.017+08:002010-09-13T10:04:33.732+08:00至北京国安 Letter in Chinese to Beijing Guoan尊敬的北京国安足球俱乐部少爷们,阁下不惜千里迢迢,长途跋涉,舟车劳顿,百忙之中大驾光临,不吝赐教,令敝国上下获益匪浅,感激涕零。比赛期间,敝国犬子们不识大体,不晓球场礼仪,未发挥礼让精神,没大开门户,以便阁下轻而易举地直捣龙门,令阁下大动肝火 - 这是犬子们没家教,不懂得赛场上的待客之道,比赛时应尽的地主之谊。对不起!难得各位少爷通情达理,肯高抬贵手,拳打脚踢,把敝国两球员当出气筒,打得头破血流,送院疗伤,帮敝国教训了犬子们。有道是:玉不琢,不成器。打是疼,骂是爱。此番大恩大德,敝国铭心于心,永不敢忘。犬子们理应束手就擒,坐以待毙,唾面自干,纵然粉身碎骨,亦不足惜。奈何疏于管教,犬子们不知进退,胆敢还手。以下犯上,天理难容。其心可诛,人神共愤。死罪!死罪!难怪各位少爷气愤难当。是可忍,孰不可忍。谨此郑重道歉。对不起!现下,特派遣敝球队主席,团长与教练,三人亲自负荆请罪,亡羊补牢,设宴款待young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-19375267340383224962010-09-13T04:15:00.038+08:002010-09-13T07:26:57.624+08:00Young Lions offer APOLOGY TEA (敬茶赔罪) to Beijing GuoanQ: What would you do when someone came to your house, stomp on your two sons (literally!) and punched them repeatedly in the heads, such that they ended up bloodied and have to be sent to the hospital?Would you:(A) quietly support your sons in hitting them back?(B) kick the assailants out of your house?(C) make a police report?A: No, no, and no, to all three options. Instead you:(1) force your young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248136250836852560.post-73076306747542064162010-08-30T01:00:00.039+08:002011-08-17T10:11:46.324+08:00NS allowance to increase by 300/mthFor those of you who have served 2.5 years of national service, your NSF allowance will be increased retroactively by $300 more per month, calculated as follows:
$9000 / 30 months = $300 per month
But, you will not get to see the cash. This back-payment, called the National Service Retroactive Allowance (NSRA), will be put into your CPF account.
Are you happy now to serve NS to protect the FT?young-paphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00340309492046268451noreply@blogger.com4