A tight slap right across the government's face

So, every year, our government spends lots of money staging this propaganda event, otherwise known as the national day parade, to psycho everyone just how absolutely wonderful Singapore is, and how it's time to celebrate our undying love for Singapore, complete with fireworks and songs and dances and 82 MPs wearing their white uniform to remind us that there really shouldn't be any distinction between Singapore and PAP.

So, you got hype up too and want to find out more. You go onto google and type "Singapore national day parade 08". What does google return you?


Google tells you that apart from the official website, the most relevant link to your query of "singapore national day parade 08" is a video that teaches you exactly the opposite of what the government wants for you on 9th of August: how to leave Singapore!

Really a tight slap right across the government's face. Haha!

But it also means we at Young Pay-And-Pay are about to lose our job. *sob*