"You go and take a look"?
"The moon can vouch for me"??!!
WTF!!!
This type of video is the nightmare of all of us in Young Pay-And-Pay!
Time for us to work harder to upgrade our own videos!
Sunday, December 7, 2008
你去想一想！你去看一看！
"You think it through"?
"You go and take a look"?
"The moon can vouch for me"??!!
WTF!!!
This type of video is the nightmare of all of us in Young Pay-And-Pay!
Time for us to work harder to upgrade our own videos!
"You go and take a look"?
"The moon can vouch for me"??!!
WTF!!!
This type of video is the nightmare of all of us in Young Pay-And-Pay!
Time for us to work harder to upgrade our own videos!
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Singapore is the most influential country in the world
So, I read from the 3in1 Kopitiam that some Singaporeans are not happy with the way the Indian commandos went about their rescue operation in Mumbai, because it resulted in the death of 28-year old Singaporean Lo Hwei-Yen.
Actually, the Indians were very professional. Here's how an American described her rescue:
I am sure our Singapore PM Lee must have done something similar. After all, he has much greater clout than the US President.
He must have had coordinated a special rescue effort where India's Defence Minister (instead of just an army colonel) personally contacted the Singapore hostage and gave her a password.
That's why our PM Lee pays himself a salary SIX times more than his American counterpart does!
Singapore is the number 1, most influential nation in the world!
Even India had to give Singapore SIX times more face than it gave the United States. That's why there was a special rescue effort, coordinated directly by the Indian Defence Minister, and launched solely with the single aim of rescuing Ms. Lo!
And what's more, it was SIX times grander in scale than the rescue effort for Ms Mackoff, who by the way, was rescued only because the commandos were on their way to rescue Ms. Lo.
But somehow, the rescue operation failed.
It has happened. What to do? Let's move on!
Let us continue to pay our most powerful PM Lee SIX times more than the US President. He was not able to save Ms. Lo's life this time . But I am sure the next time, he can save SIX Singaporeans (while his American counterpart can only afford to get one password for one miserable American hostage).
Singapore - SIX times more difficult to govern than the United States.
PM Lee - SIX times more powerful than US President!
Majulah Singapura!
Actually, the Indians were very professional. Here's how an American described her rescue:
While she was trapped, Mackoff exchanged text messages with the U.S. Consulate, which coordinated the rescue with the Indian Army. The four were told the exact time they would be rescued.
"They informed us the final assault was beginning and we got a call from the colonel of the [Indian] army, and he said we will give you a password and if we come to the door and give it to you, come quietly with us," Mackoff said. "That's exactly what happened."
I am sure our Singapore PM Lee must have done something similar. After all, he has much greater clout than the US President.
He must have had coordinated a special rescue effort where India's Defence Minister (instead of just an army colonel) personally contacted the Singapore hostage and gave her a password.
That's why our PM Lee pays himself a salary SIX times more than his American counterpart does!
Singapore is the number 1, most influential nation in the world!
Even India had to give Singapore SIX times more face than it gave the United States. That's why there was a special rescue effort, coordinated directly by the Indian Defence Minister, and launched solely with the single aim of rescuing Ms. Lo!
And what's more, it was SIX times grander in scale than the rescue effort for Ms Mackoff, who by the way, was rescued only because the commandos were on their way to rescue Ms. Lo.
But somehow, the rescue operation failed.
It has happened. What to do? Let's move on!
Let us continue to pay our most powerful PM Lee SIX times more than the US President. He was not able to save Ms. Lo's life this time . But I am sure the next time, he can save SIX Singaporeans (while his American counterpart can only afford to get one password for one miserable American hostage).
Singapore - SIX times more difficult to govern than the United States.
PM Lee - SIX times more powerful than US President!
Majulah Singapura!
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
OCBC is NOT on the verge of bankruptcy.
OCBC IS NOT GOING BANKRUPT!
90 years old retired female teacher, already certified mentally sound by two medical professionals - a psychiatrist with 30 years of professional experience, and a clinical psychologist - wanted to withdraw $9,000,000 from her bank account.
The Overseas Chinese Banking Corporation (OCBC) refused to comply!
The poor teacher wrote a lawyer's letter to OCBC.
OCBC still refused to return her, her money!!
She then wrote a letter to MAS chairman Goh Chok Tong.
OCBC still refused!!!
She then wrote to OCBC Chairman.
OCBC still refused!!!!
She commenced law suit.
OCBC froze her account!!!!!
The case is now in high court.
You can read about it here (link valid for next 6 days).
I shall not speculate on OCBC's action.
But one thing I do know for sure - OCBC is NOT on the verge of bankruptcy!
If OCBC would rather go to court than to return 9 millions, it certainly must have had a very good reason that far outweighs the bad publicity and the legal fees that will be incurred...
...and this reason, of course, most certainly and most absolutely has NOTHING whatsoever to do with imminent or not-so-imminent bankruptcy.
I am absolutely confident that OCBC has some other reason for insisting in its court document that the woman be examined - yet again! - by a doctor (after having already insisted on, and obtained 2 medical reports from the psychiatrist （30 years of experience) and the clinical psychologist)
But if I were you, I will not put any money in OCBC any more!
Not because OCBC is going bankrupt (It's not! Trust me! I am a very trust-able member of Young Pay-And-Pay, as are all my fellow members!), but because it is a little bit/ slightly cumbersome to withdraw money from OCBC.
Try DBS instead. DBS, I am sure, will return you your millions any time you want. DBS is owned by our number 1 (as ranked by us in Young Pay-And-Pay) government. And as we all know, our government will never, ever, withhold any of our hard-earned money...
Saturday, October 25, 2008
The government is able to do this only because...
The Singapore National Anthem
From the last part of the above video:
According to Lee Kuan Yew, those are the words of a near-psychopath.
What do you think?
From the last part of the above video:
The Government is able to do this only because the people have had their voices taken away. The only remedy to this, and other problems that citizens face, is for the people to regain their political rights to free speech and peaceful assembly. Only when citizens are able to physically congregate en masse and speak freely will the Government sit-up and pay attention.
According to Lee Kuan Yew, those are the words of a near-psychopath.
What do you think?
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Singapore is a Fine City
In Singapore, taking a nap in a park is considered an offence, punishable under Singapore's Parks and Tree Act 2005.
On October 15, 2008, an elderly man - 62 years old private bus driver Mr. Kassim - was woke up from his 15-minutes nap on a park bench by 2 park rangers and fined $200.
That's because he "had misused the park facility by sleeping on the bench", explained the National Parks Board. The board further boasted that it has fined more than 10 people for misusing the facilities in the parks since June 2008 (i.e. in the 3 months period preceding this incident)
FUCK YOU, National Park Board!
Fuck you for upholding the "Singapore is a fine city" image, when we, in Young Pay-And-Pay, are trying very hard to con foreigners to believe otherwise, so that they will visit Singapore, sink their roots here, and replace the locals who are leaving in droves!
Next time, come talk to us first!
On October 15, 2008, an elderly man - 62 years old private bus driver Mr. Kassim - was woke up from his 15-minutes nap on a park bench by 2 park rangers and fined $200.
That's because he "had misused the park facility by sleeping on the bench", explained the National Parks Board. The board further boasted that it has fined more than 10 people for misusing the facilities in the parks since June 2008 (i.e. in the 3 months period preceding this incident)
FUCK YOU, National Park Board!
Fuck you for upholding the "Singapore is a fine city" image, when we, in Young Pay-And-Pay, are trying very hard to con foreigners to believe otherwise, so that they will visit Singapore, sink their roots here, and replace the locals who are leaving in droves!
Next time, come talk to us first!
PAP: I want you to want to die!
Advance Medical Directives, or AMD, allows a person to declare that he does not wish to receive external life-sustaining treatment in the event of terminal illness.
And that's a good law, if the intention is noble - to provide citizens with the ability to make choices concerning their lives.
And if that's indeed your intention, you will enact such a legislation and stop at that.
But, alas, if the intention is actually sinister - to apply pressure on citizens so that they will all "choose" to die than to waste precious resource living, you won't be contented with just a legislation. You will do more; Much much more:
PAP:
Luckily, we in Young Pay-And-Pay have special privilege when it comes to hospital treatment. Heng ah!
And that's a good law, if the intention is noble - to provide citizens with the ability to make choices concerning their lives.
And if that's indeed your intention, you will enact such a legislation and stop at that.
But, alas, if the intention is actually sinister - to apply pressure on citizens so that they will all "choose" to die than to waste precious resource living, you won't be contented with just a legislation. You will do more; Much much more:
Mr Khaw said his ministry has been unduly squeamish in the promotion of the AMD, resulting in a low uptake of fewer than 10,000 people.
Going forward, the ministry will promote it more actively, and make the process of signing the AMD less complicated by providing a multilingual registration form in easy-to-understand language.
Currently, some doctors shy away from acting as witnesses to patients signing this document because they don't fully understand the implications of the AMD.
Mr Khaw said he might make legislative changes to do away with the need for witnesses to be doctors.
PAP:
It's up to you, but I want to actively let you know that if you want to die, you can die, and I hope you will want to die!
Luckily, we in Young Pay-And-Pay have special privilege when it comes to hospital treatment. Heng ah!
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Don't tell people he is my Prime Minister. Very pai seh!
What the F is he talking about?
Chillies and Onions?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Please! Help bury my head in the sand.
I cannot bear listening to him anymore!
Think before you open your mouth, you clown!
You are supposed to be the Crown Prince, not Clown Prince!
This is how people are making fun of you online now:
Every time you make such goofs, we in Young Pay-And-Pay have to wipe your backside clean!
Thursday, October 2, 2008
A Nation in Mourning
If you would like to show your support for all that Mr. Jeyaretnam stood for, how about putting this flag and this video on your blog too, just as both the picture maker and video producer have suggested? You can also include this paragraph, so that your readers, upon reading, can do their part too, on their blogs. Many of us, for one reason or another, have not shown direct support for JBJ in real life when he was alive, com'on, let us be brave enough to at least take a stand, and show our virtual support, OK?
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
新加坡人比猪狗不如的台湾人更加猪狗不如！
Allowed Level of Melamine
American dog food: 0 ppm
Chinese pig fodder: 2 ppm
Taiwanese human food: 2.5 ppm
Taiwanese opposition MP said Taiwan's health authority had treated the Taiwanese people worse than how American dogs and Chinese pigs were treated - 台湾人猪狗不如。
Tell me, what do you think Singapore's allowed level of Melamine is?
.
.
.
Singapore human food: 5 ppm!!!
Yeah, Singaporeans are worse than the Taiwanese people who are worse than dogs and pigs.
新加坡人比猪狗不如的台湾人更加猪狗不如！
(Updated 8/10/08:
EU human food: 2.5 ppm
American human food: 2.5 ppm)
American dog food: 0 ppm
Chinese pig fodder: 2 ppm
Taiwanese human food: 2.5 ppm
Taiwanese opposition MP said Taiwan's health authority had treated the Taiwanese people worse than how American dogs and Chinese pigs were treated - 台湾人猪狗不如。
Tell me, what do you think Singapore's allowed level of Melamine is?
.
.
.
Singapore human food: 5 ppm!!!
Yeah, Singaporeans are worse than the Taiwanese people who are worse than dogs and pigs.
新加坡人比猪狗不如的台湾人更加猪狗不如！
(Updated 8/10/08:
EU human food: 2.5 ppm
American human food: 2.5 ppm)
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak!
1 bronze medal!
Piak, 1 tight slap across my big boss's face.
1 more bronze medal!
Piak, 1 more tight slap across his LJ face.
Yet another 1 more medal - silver!
Piak, 3 slaps already, one after the other.
A gold medal!
Piak, it's the 4th slap. Luckily, he has quite a thick skin.
1 world record broken!
Piak, it's the 5th slap in a week. Even a thick face cannot hide the redness anymore
1 more world record broken!
Piak, that's the 6th slap. Never have I seen his face redder.
Let's recap:
4 medals and 2 world record!
Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak!
Poor Boss, is your face painful?
This little doggy from Young Pay-And-Pay sayang you!
Let's watch a video together, while I lick your swollen face:
Piak, 1 tight slap across my big boss's face.
1 more bronze medal!
Piak, 1 more tight slap across his LJ face.
Yet another 1 more medal - silver!
Piak, 3 slaps already, one after the other.
A gold medal!
Piak, it's the 4th slap. Luckily, he has quite a thick skin.
1 world record broken!
Piak, it's the 5th slap in a week. Even a thick face cannot hide the redness anymore
1 more world record broken!
Piak, that's the 6th slap. Never have I seen his face redder.
Let's recap:
4 medals and 2 world record!
Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak! Piak!
Poor Boss, is your face painful?
This little doggy from Young Pay-And-Pay sayang you!
Let's watch a video together, while I lick your swollen face:
Monday, September 8, 2008
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Chan Mei Kuen refuses to be a citizen, but "reminds" us to give her the same privilege as citizens
From the government's mouthpiece (Straits Times), comes a "reminder" from a shameless, thick-faced Permanent Resident Chan Mei Kuen:
We don't need your "reminder", you bitch! Yes, we know our short-sighted PAP government did not train enough nurses, and we also know they brought in IT foreign workers to cheapen our wages!
And, how many years did you pay and did your parents pay and did your grandparents pay, compared to native Singaporeans? You have the cheek to compare! You thick-face, shameless Chan Mei Kuen! Let's see:
My Ah Gong ,Ah Ma have lived in Singapore for 80 years, you fucker! Combined, they have paid more than one and a half century of tax and CPF! And likewise my parents! You eight-month tax payer want to "remind" us to give you equal privilege as citizen? FUCK YOU, CHAN MEI KUEN!
But wait, this bitch didn't even pay 8 months of tax! Instead, she received tax money from citizens to study for free in Australia:
Why aren't you grateful to Singaporeans instead? Having gotten my grandparents to pay for your education (while they cannot get back their CPF money), you now want us to pay for your HDB flat! Just which part of shame do you not know, Chan Mei Kuen?
Nonsense. You will tell them to give up their PR status before they turn 18. In fact, that's why you don't want to apply citizenship for them now, you hypocrite!
Because you are not a citizen, you bitch! If you want the rights of a citizen, go back to your country! We don't welcome you. Good luck finding another country which give PRs same rights as citizens.
Nonsense! The "cut" is a token sum just to appease citizens. And you bitch knows it. So what is your motive of whining?
Because you want to enjoy the privilege accorded to citizens without having to shoulder the responsibility that citizenship brings, you bitch!
And bull shit! If you had wanted to stay here permanently, you would have gladly become a Singapore citizen, instead of "reminding" Singapore to give you the same privilege as citizens!
Who are you kidding, you bitch? You can reverse the situation - become a citizen of Singapore and a PR of your "home country". You mean you can't visit your "home country" as a PR or a visitor of that country? You may be a retard, but we are not! You do not regard Singapore as your "home country", but you demand equal rights as Singaporeans. KNNBCCB!
You are not penalised. You have already been given way too much as a PR. Want more? Then become a citizen, you bitch!
That's about the only sensible thing the bitch said in her whole letter. Yes! PAP should have tighten the requirements to become a PR long ago, to the British and Australian standard.
Chan Mei Kuen, if you are reading this and want to receive more scolding, come to the Otak Stall the 3in1 kopitiam! Dare to login there to issue us your "reminder"?
The purpose of this letter is to remind Singaporeans that middle-class 'foreign workers' exist in this country. We are your nurses, bank executives, IT professionals and so on.
We don't need your "reminder", you bitch! Yes, we know our short-sighted PAP government did not train enough nurses, and we also know they brought in IT foreign workers to cheapen our wages!
We pay taxes, contribute to CPF and send our children to childcare.
And, how many years did you pay and did your parents pay and did your grandparents pay, compared to native Singaporeans? You have the cheek to compare! You thick-face, shameless Chan Mei Kuen! Let's see:
I HAVE lived in Singapore for four years, working in a restructured hospital. I got my permanent residence (PR) only after living here for eight months.
My Ah Gong ,Ah Ma have lived in Singapore for 80 years, you fucker! Combined, they have paid more than one and a half century of tax and CPF! And likewise my parents! You eight-month tax payer want to "remind" us to give you equal privilege as citizen? FUCK YOU, CHAN MEI KUEN!
But wait, this bitch didn't even pay 8 months of tax! Instead, she received tax money from citizens to study for free in Australia:
I am bonded to the hospital for six years because it sponsored my education to be a radiographer in Australia, and for this I am grateful to my employer.
Why aren't you grateful to Singaporeans instead? Having gotten my grandparents to pay for your education (while they cannot get back their CPF money), you now want us to pay for your HDB flat! Just which part of shame do you not know, Chan Mei Kuen?
And when our male children turn 18, they are liable for national service.
Nonsense. You will tell them to give up their PR status before they turn 18. In fact, that's why you don't want to apply citizenship for them now, you hypocrite!
So why are we always left out? We are not allowed to buy HDB flats because Singaporeans think we can afford condos.
Because you are not a citizen, you bitch! If you want the rights of a citizen, go back to your country! We don't welcome you. Good luck finding another country which give PRs same rights as citizens.
Then you cut medical subsidies at polyclinics because citizens think it is not fair that we get the same benefit as them. And from next year, there will be no childcare subsidies for PRs because citizens think we shouldn't enjoy such benefits.
Nonsense! The "cut" is a token sum just to appease citizens. And you bitch knows it. So what is your motive of whining?
So why did I became a PR? I am thinking of staying in Singapore permanently.
Because you want to enjoy the privilege accorded to citizens without having to shoulder the responsibility that citizenship brings, you bitch!
And bull shit! If you had wanted to stay here permanently, you would have gladly become a Singapore citizen, instead of "reminding" Singapore to give you the same privilege as citizens!
Most of us choose not to become citizens because we still have family in our home country and we still want to visit them regularly.
Who are you kidding, you bitch? You can reverse the situation - become a citizen of Singapore and a PR of your "home country". You mean you can't visit your "home country" as a PR or a visitor of that country? You may be a retard, but we are not! You do not regard Singapore as your "home country", but you demand equal rights as Singaporeans. KNNBCCB!
So why are we penalised? Now that the childcare subsidy has been doubled, can't PRs get at least half the amount?
You are not penalised. You have already been given way too much as a PR. Want more? Then become a citizen, you bitch!
In Britain and Australia, PRs enjoy the same benefits as citizens, except the right to vote. If the Government does not want to hand out freebies to so many PRs, tighten the requirements to become a PR.
Chan Mei Kuen (Ms)
That's about the only sensible thing the bitch said in her whole letter. Yes! PAP should have tighten the requirements to become a PR long ago, to the British and Australian standard.
Chan Mei Kuen, if you are reading this and want to receive more scolding, come to the Otak Stall the 3in1 kopitiam! Dare to login there to issue us your "reminder"?
Saturday, September 6, 2008
天下未定， 我已当亨？
狡兔死，良狗亨；
高鸟尽，良弓藏；
敌国破，谋臣亡。
天下已定， 我固当亨！
高鸟尽，良弓藏；
敌国破，谋臣亡。
天下已定， 我固当亨！
李老贼当年是反对党员时，好像没干过这种事。他，有如勾践，刘邦，都是隐忍到“天下已定”，才开始“亨”的。
你 SDP 却是狡兔未死，高鸟未尽，敌党未破，却已迫不及待，先与Ravi 先生来个划清界限！
这样，会不会让天下有志之士都寒了心呀？
李老贼说你是"political juvenile", 现在看来，或许是对的。姜果然是老的辣！
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Supremacy of The Constitution
Article 49 of The Constitution of the Republic of Singapore
Filling of vacancies
49. —(1) Whenever the seat of a Member, not being a non-constituency Member, has become vacant for any reason other than a dissolution of Parliament, the vacancy shall be filled by election in the manner provided by or under any law relating to Parliamentary elections for the time being in force.
Article 4 of The Constitution of the Republic of Singapore
Supremacy of Constitution
4. This Constitution is the supreme law of the Republic of Singapore and any law enacted by the Legislature after the commencement of this Constitution which is inconsistent with this Constitution shall, to the extent of the inconsistency, be void.
This is a mobilisation call for all members of Young Pay-And-Pay. Please report to your respective stations to come up with ways to neutralise the above. This Young Pay-And-Pay member is at his wits end!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
If I were Lee Hsien Loong,
come next election, I would drop both Wee Siew Kim and Lee Bee Wah from my Ang Mo Kio GRC, and get Lily Neo over. Don't even imagine for a moment that Ang Mo Kio is a very strong GRC, just because the PM is there. It is not, as can been seen from the 2006 election. So every burden (and here we have two!) should be removed and every plus-point added.
Only headache is - if Lee Bee Wah complains:
how are we in Young Pay-And-Pay going to be able to answer her?
Image from The Otak Stall
Only headache is - if Lee Bee Wah complains:
"From 2006-2011, I worked so hard to help you win so many praises from the residents of Ang Mo Kio. Yet now that we have succeeded, you try to burn the bridge immediately after crossing it! You want to replace me with a prettier woman who doesn't look like a big fat pig head? Go find a jamban to pung sai and then eat your own sai lah, you ungrateful son of a bitch!"
how are we in Young Pay-And-Pay going to be able to answer her?
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
My Meritorious Service Medal is so cheap!
Years ago, I received a Meritorious Service Medal.
I was very pleased with myself.
Because Meritorious Service Medals were awarded only to people who have given distinguished and outstanding service to the country.
Then, years later, I became somewhat less pleased, when my boss started giving out these medals to political supporters aka grassroots people who have served them well. But still, I consoled myself that these people are native Singaporeans who have contributed to Singapore in many other ways.
But, this must be the last straw - giving out Meritorious Service Medals to newly bought foreign athletics, who were given last-minute citizenship just a year ago!
Fuck! My Meritorious Service Medal is very cheap indeed!
Not even worth 2 cents!
I was very pleased with myself.
Because Meritorious Service Medals were awarded only to people who have given distinguished and outstanding service to the country.
Then, years later, I became somewhat less pleased, when my boss started giving out these medals to political supporters aka grassroots people who have served them well. But still, I consoled myself that these people are native Singaporeans who have contributed to Singapore in many other ways.
But, this must be the last straw - giving out Meritorious Service Medals to newly bought foreign athletics, who were given last-minute citizenship just a year ago!
Fuck! My Meritorious Service Medal is very cheap indeed!
Not even worth 2 cents!
Monday, August 25, 2008
I am featured in a youtube video!
Yours truly, has appeared in a youtube video!
I didn't volunteer. Someone "volunteered" me.
But nevermind, I am proud of my video appearance. So, thanks for featuring me. haha!
I didn't volunteer. Someone "volunteered" me.
But nevermind, I am proud of my video appearance. So, thanks for featuring me. haha!
Shameless forum with a shameless host
Several of my blog posts (e.g. "Indian PR makes sarcastic remarks at Singaporeans", "Choice schools for foreigners, leftovers for Singaporeans") have been copied onto a forum (which I shall not name since I do not wish to give it free publicity) and passed off as the work of the shameless forumer who posted it. Not a single acknowledgment of their sources were mentioned.
This is no oversight, because the shameless forumer just created the account 2 days ago (23 Aug) and immediately posted 30 articles - none of them his own, all stolen from blogs, all unacknowledged, and all passed off as his own!
The purpose is clear: to steal many articles and post them, all in 1 shot,onto his own forum using a new account created just for that purpose, thus creating the impression that there are many participants in his forum (when the truth is that there is just he talking to himself!), and let people think they are all making interesting "original" contributions. In short, the goal is to attract traffic to his forum.
SHAMELESS!
I curse your forum!
Go talk to yourself on your own CB forum!
May your CB "sunny" forum be a failure!
This is no oversight, because the shameless forumer just created the account 2 days ago (23 Aug) and immediately posted 30 articles - none of them his own, all stolen from blogs, all unacknowledged, and all passed off as his own!
The purpose is clear: to steal many articles and post them, all in 1 shot,onto his own forum using a new account created just for that purpose, thus creating the impression that there are many participants in his forum (when the truth is that there is just he talking to himself!), and let people think they are all making interesting "original" contributions. In short, the goal is to attract traffic to his forum.
SHAMELESS!
I curse your forum!
Go talk to yourself on your own CB forum!
May your CB "sunny" forum be a failure!
Sunday, August 24, 2008
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