SHOCKING TRUTH abt Kwa's death

The BULL-SHIT:

Q: She can't speak. How does she convey how she feels to you?
A: She blinks. 'Yes', one blink; 'no', two blinks.
- Lee Kuan Yew, when speaking about his wife in an interview with The Straits Times for an upcoming book.

The inconvenient TRUTH:

[教育部兼国家发展部高级政务部长]傅海燕说，当李夫人的病情没有好转，李资政曾陷入是否要终止生命维系系统的痛苦挣扎。不过，当资政察觉到夫人意识到他的存在，并对他有所反应时，最后总狠不下心停止治疗，选择继续积极延续她的生命。
- 联合早报 04/10/2010

The Freudian SLIP:

李资政在《海峡时报》明年1月即将出版的新书中就透露：“她最认得的就是我，只要她听到我的声音，她就知道是我。”
- 新明日报 03/10/2010

The selfish REASON:

One doctor told me, you may think that when she’s gone you’re relieved but you’ll be sad when she’s gone because [at least right now] there’s still the human being here, there’s still somebody you talk to and she knows what you’re saying and you’ll miss that.
- Lee Kuan Yew's interview with Seth Mydans of NY Times and IHT on 01/09/2010

The HALLUCINATION:

The Minister Mentor had said that Madam Kwa would wait for him at night to come back home, where he would read poems to her and articles from various newspapers.
- Channel News Asia 04/10/2010

The million-dollar QUESTIONS:

• Why is her "生命维系系统" (life support system) finally switched off now - and only now - even though she has been brain-dead for the past 2 years and 4 months?
  
• Who ordered the switch-off?
• Why did he order it?

The subtle ANSWER:

Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew was admitted to the Singapore General Hospital (SGH) yesterday for treatment of a chest infection.
- The Straits Times 30/09/2010

The not-so-subtle ANSWER:

李光耀资政日前因肺部受感染入院，目前是否已出院，不得而知。李资政入院治疗，却碰到夫人逝世，许多公众对他的状况表示关注。针对李资政目前是否已出院，他的新闻秘书接受《联合晚报》询问时表示，目前无法奉告。
- 联合晚报 03/10/2010

Meanwhile, each and every day in Singapore's hospitals:

We wished we could have more time [before my husband's life-support system was turned off] but we were given deadline [by the government HOTA team] until 25 Dec only.

As for the organ donation, since he is a PR and did not opt out for HOTA, he had to donate his organ. We were against the idea as we wanted him to pass away naturally, meaning the heart stop by itself.

But the HOTA staff did not allow us to do so, they kept on pressuring us to take off his life support. We begged repeatedly but they refuse to listen to our pleas. In the end, we got the HOTA co-ordinator in charge into trouble too as he took pity on us.
- Yenny Young, wife of Mr. Tong Kok Wai, victim of Romania embassy accident.

WE LOVE FOREIGNERS!

First, she approaches the wise old men and women. But they tell her KNNBCCB

Next, she talks to the middle-aged. But they show her the middle finger.

Then, she reaches out to the post-NS generation. But they tell her to go fly a kite

So, she goes to the teenagers. But they just shrug their shoulders.

The deadline is near.
An answer is needed.
But not just any answer!
It has to be the right answer!!!
The right answer to the difficult question: "Do you love foreigners?"

In desperation, how low will you go?

Answer:

The Straits Times
S'pore kids love foreigners
By Cassandra Goh

IMMIGRATION and Singapore's burgeoning population have been hot issues of discussion lately, but has anyone asked our kids what they think? After all, they are the future of Singapore.

RazorTV went to Eunos Primary School to find out what our primary school kids thought of Singapore's growing population and more foreigners living here.

Their answers reflected a refreshing youthful innocence as they openly welcome all foreigners in Singapore, and think of them as hardworking and friendly.

When asked how Singapore can house its new citizens, one suggested 'beside the sea, so they can have fresh air and play' and another said 'next to the Merlion so everyday (they) can see the Merlion'.

Check out the light-hearted responses these kids gave to some very adult questions.

Maybe the next time, readers can look forward to hearing the political views of 3-years old pre-schoolers! These 3 years old will surely give PAP a high mark!

And that's what you can expect from a 141st-ranked newspaper!

Uniquely Singapore!

至北京国安 Letter in Chinese to Beijing Guoan

尊敬的北京国安足球俱乐部少爷们，

阁下不惜千里迢迢，长途跋涉，舟车劳顿，百忙之中大驾光临，不吝赐教，令敝国上下获益匪浅，感激涕零。比赛期间，敝国犬子们不识大体，不晓球场礼仪，未发挥礼让精神，没大开门户，以便阁下轻而易举地直捣龙门，令阁下大动肝火 - 这是犬子们没家教，不懂得赛场上的待客之道，比赛时应尽的地主之谊。对不起！

难得各位少爷通情达理，肯高抬贵手，拳打脚踢，把敝国两球员当出气筒，打得头破血流，送院疗伤，帮敝国教训了犬子们。有道是：玉不琢，不成器。打是疼，骂是爱。此番大恩大德，敝国铭心于心，永不敢忘。

犬子们理应束手就擒，坐以待毙，唾面自干，纵然粉身碎骨，亦不足惜。奈何疏于管教，犬子们不知进退，胆敢还手。以下犯上，天理难容。其心可诛，人神共愤。死罪！死罪！难怪各位少爷气愤难当。是可忍，孰不可忍。谨此郑重道歉。对不起！

现下，特派遣敝球队主席，团长与教练，三人亲自负荆请罪，亡羊补牢，设宴款待，敬茶赔罪。薄礼相赐，不成敬意。诸多冒犯，还望各位少爷海量，大人不计小人过，宰相肚里好撑船。

前事不忘，后事之师。有了此次的前车之鉴，敝国球员必定吸取教训。下回贵球队少爷们来比赛时，敝国犬子们绝不敢再螳臂挡车了，定会在球场上，把球拱手让人。届时，贵球队必可球场得意，满载而归，不至于再次恼羞成怒，对敝国球员饱以老拳了，


新家破体育部下官
微臣。巴烂克你娘

注：微臣同僚外交部下官姣汁样，妄言敝国警察不畏惧“触摸”贵国少爷球员。各位明鉴，他是有神经病的。发作起来，胡言乱语，乃属寻常。其狗屁不通之言论。诸位不必理会，就当他是在放屁好了。敝国美眉（MM）已将其训斥一番。诸位少爷在敝国，倘若看敝国哪个奴才不顺眼，尽管想骂就骂，想打就打，畅所欲言，为所欲为，悉听尊便，高枕无忧，不必忌讳。敝国警察，肯定会袖手旁观，绝不敢“触摸”各位。

Attachment 1:

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Tony Tan: Minister Sir, I hope that our govt stop practice double standard. It obvious the above match fall under the category of inciting violence. To make it fair, SPF should investigate both parties including Singaporean players involved.

George Yeo: Double standards? I don't think SPF is at all afraid to "touch foreigners" if they have committed criminal offences.

Attachment 2:

The Straits Times
Sep 12, 2010
'Footbrawl' teams make up
By Fabius Chen
ONE box of Malay pastries, several handshakes and a whole lot of water under the bridge.

That was the scene on Sunday afternoon as players and officials from the Young Lions and Beijing Guoan met for the first time since their S-League game had ended in a mass brawl five days earlier.

Over the course of a 90-minute lunch at the Carousel restaurant at Royal Plaza on Scotts , representatives from both clubs expressed regret over the incident, with Young Lions captain Hariss Harun presenting Beijing defender Zhang Zhaohui with the box of pastries as a peace offering.
...

Young Lions offer APOLOGY TEA (敬茶赔罪) to Beijing Guoan

Q: What would you do when someone came to your house, stomp on your two sons (literally!) and punched them repeatedly in the heads, such that they ended up bloodied and have to be sent to the hospital?

Would you:

• (A) quietly support your sons in hitting them back?
• (B) kick the assailants out of your house?
• (C) make a police report?

A: No, no, and no, to all three options. Instead you：

• （1） force your sons to apologise for defending themselves AND
• (2) present the assailants with a gift of delicious pastries (thanking them you for bashing up your sons?) AND
• (3) invite the attackers' parents to a restaurant in a hotel where you treat them to lunch and offer them tea to drink, to apologise chinese-style i.e. 敬茶赔罪!

What kind of sick parent are you, if you do the above 3 things?

Well, that's exactly what our Young Lions football team was forced to perform!

What happened to George Yeo's claim on his Facebook page that our police "dare to touch" the Beijing players?

What happened to Temasek Review's claim that the Beijing Guoan team will merely be sent home, without any police investigation? Sent home? No, Temasek Review! They were "sent", sure, but not home. They were "sent" (chauffeured actually, since they wouldn't have known our bus routes) to a restaurant in a hotel to wine and dine at our expense, and then offered apologies over pastries and tea! Did you imagine that? Could you have imagined that?

Heh Heh Heh!

Get this: Even Temasek Review, with its non-stop one-sided extreme attack on PAP, could not, in its wildest imagination, imagine the above 3 humiliating acts that our Young Lions are forced to undertake!!!! That's why Temasek Review's "wildest" accusation fell far short of what PAP actually forced upon our poor Young Lions!

I don't even know whether to cry or to laugh!

To cry, for the humiliation and insults that my fellow Singaporeans had to go through?

Or to laugh at the irony that even anti-PAP "extremists" could not imagine what PAP was capable of subjecting Sinkies to?


This is not our country any more.

At first, the new-comers were kings, we were 2nd-class citizens.

But now, it's worse! It's not even about new-comers! Even temporary guests can punch us, and all we can do is send them back to their country we must apologise verbally and then apologise again with gifts and then apologise for the 3rd time (this time formally i.e. 敬茶赔罪) with offerings of tea at a restaurant in a hotel!

Is this the kind of country you want your children to play football for?

Seriously, is this where you want to form a family and raise your children?

To have your darling sons and daughters punched and stomp (literally!) by foreigners and then made to apologise (for not keeping still while being punched?)?

If not, then it's time to VOTE PAP OUT!

FUCK YOU, PAP!

YOU HAVE BETRAYED SINGAPOREANS!

TRAITORS!
(Then again, what do you expect? One worked as a translator for the Japanese during World War II. The other worked for the Japanese Military Police. A leopard cannot change its spots. Neither can two dogs!)


The Chinese has an idiom: 唾面自干 (Allowing people to spit on you and then let the spit dries itself out instead of even wiping it away)

This is way beyond that, because allowing the spit to dry itself out is a passive act. Here, there are 3 active humiliating action being performed:

• 道歉 - apologise (for not keeping still, while being punched?)
• 再道歉：赔礼（物） - compensate with gifts (for not allowing whole team to be punched?)
  
• 再三道歉：敬茶赔罪 - offer tea (in a restaurant in a hotel!), where the team captain and team manager apologise personally!
  

Sports Minister Vivian Balakrishnan, KNNBCCB!
(Note to police: please do not arrest me for wanting to screw his mother. I meant it as a metaphor! Really! His aged mother, alive or dead, cannot arouse my kuku bird!)

WE WILL BOOT YOU OUT AT THE NEXT ELECTION!


Unbelievable? Read the official Straits Times news report yourself:

Sep 12, 2010
'Footbrawl' teams make up
By Fabius Chen
ONE box of Malay pastries, several handshakes and a whole lot of water under the bridge.

That was the scene on Sunday afternoon as players and officials from the Young Lions and Beijing Guoan met for the first time since their S-League game had ended in a mass brawl five days earlier.

Over the course of a 90-minute lunch at the Carousel restaurant at Royal Plaza on Scotts (Young-PAP: Needless to say, paid for by tax payers! Got eat, sure got drink. Dio boh? So, were the guests offered Chinese tea 敬茶赔罪 or Ang Moh Teh? Or maybe, they do it with a modern twist: coffee? 敬“咖啡”赔罪? 何罪之有!!!), representatives from both clubs expressed regret over the incident, with Young Lions captain Hariss Harun presenting Beijing defender Zhang Zhaohui with the box of pastries as a peace offering. (Young-PAP: Oh I see, so it's 敬饼赔罪！）

Away from the media glare, there was friendly banter about Singapore's preparation for November's Asian Games in Guangzhou, as well as Young Lions coach V. Sundramoorthy's experiences as a player, said a witness.

Wei Kexing, deputy general manager of Beijing's parent club, local chairman Aloysius Wee, coach Zheng Xiaotian and team manager Yang Hongmin were the other members of the Beijing contingent present.

The Young Lions were also represented by team manager Eugene Loo and assistant coach Terry Pathmanathan. Wei, who was dispatched to Singapore to investigate the incident, went on to extend an invitation to the Republic's Under-23 team - the bulk of whom comprise the Young Lions - to a training stint in Beijing.

NS allowance to increase by 300/mth

For those of you who have served 2.5 years of national service, your NSF allowance will be increased retroactively by $300 more per month, calculated as follows:

$9000 / 30 months = $300 per month

But, you will not get to see the cash. This back-payment, called the National Service Retroactive Allowance (NSRA), will be put into your CPF account.

Are you happy now to serve NS to protect the FT?

We, in young Pay-And-Pay, hope you will be appeased by this $300/month bribe.

If not, we will increase it to $500/month next year. No problem. It's just money going from our right pocket (MINDEF budget) to our left pocket (HDB, MOE), via your torn pocket with holes in it (CPF / PSEA).

After this election, we will increase HDB sale price by $9000 (payable using your CPF money). You won't even notice the increase, because we will attribute it to "market condition".

Alternatively, to avoid raising your suspicion, we can even increase HDB flat price by only, say, $7000, and recoup the remaining $2000 through an increase in polytechnics' / universities' tuition fee (payable using your PSEA money) :

$2000 / 3 years = $2000 / 6 semesters
= $333 per semester

We won't even need to justify a "meager" $333 increase in tuition fee per semester! Let's just call it "inflation", shall we? Haha!

These two twin increases in HDB flat price and tuition fee - we will implement only after the election.

Whatever we give out, we must take back. Right? And then? What do you expect wor? 羊毛出在羊身上！

Didn't you learn this Chinese proverb in school? No? Good! That's why we need to avoid teaching too many Chinese idioms to our students! Learning all these ancient words of wisdom which have survived the test of time, is bad for my Pay-And-Pay Party. Some of you find such memorisation boring? We concur! Let's abolish it. You all better concentrate on just learning rudimentary Chinese - speaking and listening - enough to do business in China. That would be good enough. Don't venture into the reading or writing aspect. By the way, don't study English literature either. That's also bad for Pay-And-Pay, for the same reason. Anyway, all these education stuff, that's another story for another time...

For now, let's just put it this way:

2 years of market-rate salary and concrete job experience for our new FT pets.

$300 non-cash allowance for NSF
(to be recouped back via HDB/MOE)

This much, we can promise

HoHoHo!

Long live Young Pay-And-Pay!


Note to Temasek Review:
Thank you for using my previous article "LHL National Day HIDDEN Message 2010" which you reproduced here. You are welcomed. BUT, please give proper acknowledgment! Don't say "contributed by Young-PAP" when the truth is: I did not "contribute" (submit) any article to you!

You got the article yourself directly from my blog (after you stumbled upon the article while downloading the 4 YOG letters, which, by the way, you also did not acknowledge as having gotten from my blog!) So including a hyperlink to my blog would be the decent and proper thing to do, than to falsely claim that it is a "contribution" from me.

You include such hyperlinks for all articles that you copied from the news agencies, but have never done the same for any article that you get from individuals' blogs. Respect for copyright - with hyperlink to the source - should be accorded to individuals' blogs too. Don't worry: acknowledging that you get articles from other people's blog, rather than the bloggers contributing the articles to you, will not diminish the standing of Temasek Review or introduce unwelcome competition to your popular website. Thank you.

YOG: More Schools Exposed!

Over the weekend, I called up my 3 still-schooling cousins and told them to call up all their friends/ tuition students etc who are attending different schools from them, and their friends' friends/siblings , and their friends' friends' friends/siblings....

This is the result:

Kuo Chuan:

Pupils are required to pay $5 refundable deposit. The deposit will be returned if they turned up for the event on the actual day.

Queenstown:

In view of the YOG, we need to make some adjustments to the schedule of the P6 Preliminary examination and the CA for P3 - 5... Due to the tight schedule, we will need some time to process the result slips. As such, the report book will only be issued through your child when school re-opens... the examination will end on 3 September (the last day of the term)

St. Patrick:

YOG Torch Relay cum Carnival on Sunday 8 August 2010 from 9 am to 4pm. All students are to be in school by 7.40am. Attendance is compulsory.

Zheng Hua:

the relay will carry on in the advent of light to moderate rain... Therefore, P3 to P6 pupils are to bring along their ponchos, caps and water bottles... we seek your understanding if your child/ward is dismissed later than 12.55pm on this day as there might be a delay in the relay due to weather

Do you blame the schools?

No, I don't.

I blame Your Overbearing Government - which is what YOG stands for, according to the first two videos:










Meanwhile, none of the international schools in Singapore bothers about YOG.

And, MOE dare not order any of these international schools to order their students to attend YOG.

So, the following hilarious situation occurs:

American / Australian / Canadian students from the Singapore American / Australian / Canadian Schools can't be bothered to attend any YOG events to support athletics from their respective countries.

Meanwhile, three schools in Singapore make their Singapore students "adopt" these three countries under so-called "YOG twinning programme", such that these poor students are "volunteered" to attend the YOG events which these three "adopted" countries' athletics participate in, and are instructed to cheer and applaud loudly whenever athletics from these three "adopted" countries score a goal, a point, or win a medal!

While these Singaporeans students have their school examinations postponed, wear their raincoats to line the streets, have heavy breakfast to last a long morning, and attend compulsory YOG events on Sundays, the American / Australian / Canadian students say: "Thank you very much for being our proxy at the YOG to support our athletics, so that we can relax and spend time with our families and friends!".

While Singapore school teachers scramble to supervise their young students at these YOG events, burning their family weekends, and Singapore school principals ponder long and hard to reschedule examinations and to come up with long-winded carefully-crafted letters to entice enough parents to let enough students attend YOG, so as to meet the numerical quota that their "higher-ups" at MOE demand, their American / Australian / Canadian counterparts relax at home free-and-easy. (I believe it's now "Summer holiday" for these international schools.)

Why are our principals and teachers and students desperately galvanising support and applause for foreign athletics when even these foreign athletics' own country-men, who are right here studying in International schools in Singapore, can't be bothered!

Can you think of anything more comical?

Vivian Balakrishnan, Ng Eng Heng,
We will skewer both of you at the upcoming election!

(Is your blood boiling? Listen to the last 10 seconds of the 2nd video that I embedded above. May help cool you down.)

LHL National Day HIDDEN Message 2010

My fellow Singaporeans,

Our economy has rebounded strongly from last year’s recession, but you will not benefit from it. GDP grew 17.9% Y-on-Y in the first half of this year, so I am looking forward to an increase to my already-world's-highest salary, which is pegged to the GDP. Many jobs have been created for my foreign pets, and unemployment is low for these pets. Our workers can look forward to better wages, but only through doing more overtime and higher bonuses in their dreams this year.

Growth is likely to moderate in the second half but not my salary, which will still remain the word's highest. Still, MTI forecasts growth for the year to be between 13 and 15%, which is good for my pegged-to-GDP salary. Have I boasted about that already? Forgive me for the repetition. Too excited. Ha! This exceptional performance is the fruit of Singaporeans’ united response during the crisis, a fruit which I will eat alone and not share with you. This enabled us to take full advantage of improved global conditions, whatever that means lah.

But let us not get carried away - you must continue to work cheaper, better, and faster. Risks remain in the world economy, especially in Europe and the US, but there shall be no risk to my salary, which, by the way, is much higher than what leaders of Europe and US get. The global financial system is not fully mended. Singapore is small and open, so open that there is no meaningful immigration control to speak of . If the world economy turns bad, we - oops, i mean you - will be buffeted. We need to stay vigilant and watch the developments worldwide, so that we can make timely investment in near-bankrupt banks and financial institution "for the long term".

We cannot expect to repeat this year’s sterling performance year after year, but we can continue to grow our economy with sustained effort by importing 100,000 foreign pets to boost the GDP figures. We must invest in our people, a good example of which is my recent $10,000,000 investment in our foreign pets in the form of a Community Integration Fund - upgrade our infrastructure via chasing locals out of their HDB homes under the guise of SERS and then renting out these very same flats to our foreign pets and improve our productivity by urging you to work cheaper, better, and faster for lesser salary. Then we can take full advantage of opportunities in a booming Asia and prosper, but none of the prosperity will filter down to you.

Our goal is for all Singaporeans to enjoy the fruits of growth, and we have been telling you this goal for years. Funny you people still buy this idea of mine. Haha! When Singapore prospers, you will seemingly benefit from many government programmes: better designed HDB estates with much smaller-sized flats, higher quality schools with 40 students to 1 teacher and hospitals with 10 hours waiting time in the Emergency Rooms, more MRT lines which do not alleviate the crowded situation on the trains and new places for recreation in the form of 2 big gambling dens. But each one of us, erm, i mean, each of of YOU, has to make the effort to work cheaper, better, faster, for less salary - a point I find worth repeating. Every student must be keen to learn and go as far as you can, within my streaming scheme which always allocate 35% of each cohort to the Normal Stream and X% to go ITE, and Y% to go poly etc, no matter how keen you are to learn and how far you can go. Every worker must master the knowhow and skills to be productive and competitive - cheaper, faster, better! Did I say that already? Every manager must train and motivate his staff to maximise their contribution and potential, which means you work until you drop dead lah, because that's when your "potential" ends mah! Retirement is history. Haha! Only then can Singaporeans do the better and cheaper jobs that our labour intensive, non-knowledge-based economy will create, and enjoy higher incomes, brighter opportunities, and more fulfilling lives in your dreams, as I said in our NDP slogan: Live Your Dreams.

The Government will support Singaporeans in this, by developing a first class education system for our young which requires them to have private tuition to compensate for the 40:1 student to teacher ratio, and a comprehensive Continuing Education and Training (CET) programme to upgrade our workers who, years ago, had been deprived of education beyond PSLE/O-level due to Goh Keng Swee's short-sighted education policies.

Our education system has been successful, particularly in the social studies department where most pupils know by heart that without PAP, there will be no Singapore. A large majority of our students are progressing beyond school to post-secondary and tertiary institutions because we decided to let them progress: we decide how many can go to such institutions, based NOT on educational principles, but on our usually-wrong economic forecast of how many graduates the economy requires. Graduates from ITE, polytechnics and universities readily secure good jobs which pay about what toilet cleaners in Europe and USA earns.

Our education system caters to all students, and not just the most outstanding ones - we cater to the academically weaker students by assigning them less experienced teachers and allocating less resources to their school; we cater to the most outstanding ones by halving their class size in the gifted programme, and assigning them the department heads of each subject, and allocating more resources, such as an olympic size swimming pool in each school; In this way, the best resource goes to the best student, as explained by my father many years ago. Our schools go beyond book learning to teach students how to solve problems, problems such as mathematical equations of the form: PAP = Singapore, Singapore = PAP, and imbue them with sound moral values such as discriminating against gays and abandoning their roots and adopting foreign tongues as mother tongue; Throw away mother = sound moral values. We create multiple pathways for students of different abilities and interests to progress and then slot them into these multiple pathways NOT based on their abilities and interest, but mostly on their English language ability, even though no UK university requires A-level students to even take GP, let alone pass it!!! We help every neighbourhood school to be a good school, with its own strengths and specialities but strangely none of my ministers' sons or daughters attend such wonderful neighbourhood school. We identify and develop each student’s talents, and give him every opportunity to excel, for example, by demanding that every school must have 30% of its pupils in uniform groups, never mind "each student's talents" are in sports or other CCA.

We will continue to improve our education system by continuing with 40 students to 1 teacher, and continuing to have you compensate for that ratio through hiring your own private tutor. We are recruiting and training more teachers to make up for the even greater number of teachers who quit, to enable us to deliver a more holistic and rounded education which means teaching history, geography and literature to every student only for 2 years in Secondary 1 and 2 compared to 12 years (from P1 to JC2) in other developed countries. That's how "rounded" we are. Haha! We will help every school to offer something extra and different, and thus give students more good choices, e.g. the sports school, which cater to students interested in sports, but we will skip over such students anyway when it comes to Olympic Games, where we prefer to import directly from China. We will create new peaks of excellence in ITEs, polytechnics and universities, to stretch our students but my ministers' sons and daughters will forgo these "new peaks of excellence" and proceed to overseas universities instead. I ask parents and students to work with us, to give our youth the best start in life, starting with the life-determining PSLE exam.

Beyond schools, we must build up Continuing Education and Training to rectify the mistake my father made earlier when he shut down one university under the pretext that it was substandard, when it was clearly not. The Government is investing $5.5 billion over 5 years to do this. We are building two CET campuses in the East and West of Singapore, and introducing many schemes and incentives to help companies and workers improve their productivity, none of which would have been necessary had my father not shut down one university and had Goh keng Swee not restricted higher education opportunities due to their English chauvinistic attitude and mistaken economic forecast respectively years ago. The chickens have now come home to roost! I am glad employers and unions strongly support CET, because their support is crucial in rectifying those earlier mistakes by my PAP government.

We will develop and invest in our people by spending a much smaller percentage of the GDP in education compared to other developed countries and passing the buck to you to pay for your own private tutor to compensate for the large class size and to pay for private school buses, but we also need to reinforce the Singapore team with talent and numbers from abroad, because our own talent are leaving by the thousands each year! This is critical to us. Other countries are not only much larger than us, but have far deeper pools of talent than we have. We must make up for the shortage of Singaporean workers in our economy and the shortfall of babies in our population by importing ADULTS who will be old, by the time the much-needed BABIES grow up in 20 years time. Yeah, that's my logic - import ADULTS to compensate for lack of BABIES! Without an inflow, over time our economy and society will lose vibrancy because our own citizens are emigrating to get away from my father and me, our citizens will enjoy fewer opportunities of competing with foreigners for cheaper jobs, and our shining red dot will grow dimmer with less CPF contributions to Temasek and GRC, from a shrinking workforce.

I understand Singaporeans’ concerns about taking in so many foreign workers and immigrants. MANY of YOU wonder, no, corrections, I meant to say, SOME of US wonder": Will it change the ethos of our society? Will it mean more competition for us at work, or for our children in schools? Will the new arrivals strike roots here? Can they adjust to us, and we to them?

These are valid concerns which we must address by pretending to share your concerns, even though it does not concern us, as we Ministers live in >20,000 sqaure feet Good Class Bungalow in District 10. We will control the inflow, to ensure that it is not too fast, and not too large. 100,000 workers is just about right. We will only bring in people who can contribute to Singapore's GDP growth, which means basically every foreigner since every foreigner need to eat and to rent a place to sleep and these will add to the GDP, and work harder to integrate them into our society by wasting precious water to celebrate their New Year to show them respect. And we will make clear that citizens come first in doing NS, in contributing to CPF and in retrenchment. After all, we are doing this for the sake of Singaporeans - new Singaporeans.

We cannot do without a proportion of foreign workers, otherwise our local workers will have to be paid the same high wage as other developed countries and we don't want that, because it means higher cost to our Goverment-linked companies; we want our local workers to be cheaper, better, faster, remember? Having a first-world workforce paid a third-world wage is our long term aim, or a continuing flow of PRs and new citizens, otherwise, our CPF board will go bankrupt since Temasek and GIC have already lost a lot of CPF money in failed investment. Let us welcome them with an open heart to take over our skilled jobs, help them to fit in to your girlfriend's pussy while you are serving your 2-years NS, and encourage those who will become citizens to strike roots here to be our new slaves. If we do this well, by the next generation, their children will be native Singaporeans, but if we do this bad, they will emigrate to the West using their Singapore citizenship as a stepping stone, and have no children while in Singapore. And statistics reveal that we have already done this bad! Remember, we ourselves are descendants of immigrants too, at a time when the population density was much lower than now, and when job was plentiful. Nevertheless, I find it appropriate to compare the 2 totally different situation side byb side. With new arrivals living and working harmoniously with those born here, we will keep Singapore dynamic, cosmopolitan, and successful - and that's me day-dreaming, building castle in the air, totally out-of-touch with what's happening on the ground!

That is the face that Singapore must show the world during the Youth Olympic Games, otherwise my PAP government will lose face. Our cityscape will certainly wow the visitors. They will see the signature skyline at Marina Bay and our new downtown; the high quality public housing like The Pinnacle, where I am now; and the beautiful urban spaces and natural greenery all over the island. But all these are not important, because

More importantly, we must impress with the spirit of our people, otherwise an empty stadium will embarrass my pap government. At this first YOG, let us show the world what Singapore can do, which means how we can give free tickets to mobilise our pupils to attend. Our athletes have been training hard. Our volunteers, 20,000 strong, stand ready to welcome our guests, but these numbers are not enough to fill the stadium, which is why I am pleading for you to show more interest! Please! Tolong! Tolong! Thousands of participants and guests will be arriving soon. I hope all Singaporeans will work together to put up a good show, and make the games memorable for all our visitors, and most importantly, to not make pap lose face.

On our 45th National Day, let us celebrate our achievements as one united people, yeah, that highfalutin "one united people" idea in our pledge penned by an over-idealistic minister. We can be proud of what we have attained - our gini coefficient, our population density etc - but we must keep learning from others such as India and China which compete on labour cost and not on knowledge, improve in every area and strive hard to achieve our future goals, chief of which is 6.5 million people on a small Island. Tomorrow’s Singapore must be better than today’s, with smaller hdb flats, more crowded trains and no retirement age.

I wish all Singaporeans a Happy National Day.

SDP: Ang Moh Tua Kee

The red words in italic are my added interpretation of SDP's "ang moh tua kee" media release of 18 May 2010:

In the debate over the weightage to be given to the score of the Mother Tongue in the Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE), the Singapore Democrats advocate that parents be given the final say in how they want their children to be schooled in the Mother Tongue but not be given any say whatsoever in how they want their children to be schooled in English, Math or Science.

Parents are best placed to assess their home environment which plays a big, if not major, part in how children pick up a language, a mathematical-based subject, or a science-based subject. A system designed to give parents a choice in the learning of the Mother Tongue, and Math and Science and English would help to bring out the best in their children's learning, but we in SDP will not design such a system of choice of weightage for English or Math or Science. These 3 subjects are sacred and cannot be touched. We will pee and shit only on Mother Tongue.

Parents who want their children to excel in their Mother Tongue must have the choice of a curriculum that would allow the standard of teaching of the Chinese language and the weightage of the test score undiluted.

However, parents who feel that their children's education would be best served by enrolling their children in a class that does not place so much weightage on the Mother Tongue should have the option to do so.

But, parents who feel that their children's education would be best served by enrolling their children in a class that does not place so much weightage on English should not have any option whatsoever to do so.

But, parents who feel that their children's education would be best served by enrolling their children in a class that does not place so much weightage on Math should not have any option whatsoever to do so.

But, parents who feel that their children's education would be best served by enrolling their children in a class that does not place so much weightage on Science should not have any option whatsoever to do so.

This would give parents a choice and not have children forced into a situation where they find themselves unable to cope with their learning of a language, namely the inferior language and culture (since language and culture are quite inseparable) we in SDP are throwing shit at - their Mother Tongue language and culture.

Concurrently, this would give parents no choice and would have children forced into a situation where they find themselves unable to cope with their learning of a language, namely the far superior English language (and English culture) - a subject far more worthy of studying than this shit called "Mother"(?!?) Tongue. (What mother? In SDP, our mother tongue is English. In SDP, our culture is English. We eat in English, sleep in English, make love in English. Ang Moh Tua Kee! Chinese language go eat shit. Malay language go eat shit. Tamil language go eat shit! "Mother" indeed! Shit your "mother" lah! Chinese Singaporeans who speak Chinese, Malay Singaporeans who speak Malay, Indian Singaporeans who speak Indians and who want same weightage as English: listen carefully, you language chauvinists who hope for equality (oxymoron?!?), you tan gu gu, go wait long long, who the f**k you Chinese-, Malay-, Tamil-speaking peasants think you are. You f**king kow tow to us SDP (fake) Ang Moh elites! Repeat after me: Ang Moh Tua Kee! Ang Moh Siang Tua Kee! Ang Moh Lumber One! Chinese jia sai! Malay jia sai! Tamil jia sai! long Zhong ker pung sai! We in SDP will smear shit on your languages if the weight of shit is what it takes to bring down the weightage of your beloved mother tongue against our holy Ang Moh.

Concurrently, this would give parents no choice and would have children forced into a situation where they find themselves unable to cope with their learning of Science - a subject that deserve same high weightage for everyone.

Concurrently, this would give parents no choice and would have children forced into a situation where they find themselves unable to cope with their learning of Math - a subject far more worthy of studying than the inferior language and culture of most Singaporeans who do not regard English as their mother tongue.

It is unnecessary to say that each child possesses different qualities and differing sets of neuropsychological skills. Some pick up language more efficiently than others. Some pick up Math more efficiently than others. Some pick up Science more efficiently than others. Some may develop these learning abilities later than others. Each child's learning experience is also influenced by his/her home environment.

Given this complex interaction of physiological, psychological and social factors it is unwise that we insist on the same learning-curve for all children as far as PSLE weightage of English, Math and Science is concerned, and yet we will still insist on the same learning-curve no matter what. It's English wor! It's Math wor! It's Science wor! All superior and all worthy subjects! How can lower weightage? The same however cannot be said for your shit language and your shit culture, my "dear" Chinese-speaking, Malay-speaking and Tamil-speaking Singaporeans! It is unwise that we insist on the same learning-curve for all children when it comes to Mother Tongues and that's the only subject we are going to urinate and throw shit on: your mother tongue and hence your culture.

Having no options for our children and not allowing parents to choose when it comes to superior language and culture (read: English), and worthy subjects (read: Math and Science), but having options for our children and allowing parents to choose when it comes to inferior shits (read: the shit Mother Tongue languages and culture of Singaporeans who do not speak English at home), with consultation with teachers, the best option for the child would enable us to approach the issue in an enlightened manner.

In this way, we will continue to be able to uphold the standards of the Mother Tongue for those who want to uphold it and downgrade the standards of the Mother Tongue for those who want to downgrade it, while allowing families who feel that their children are unable to cope with the pace and level of learning the language an alternative way to excel.

In this way, we will continue to be able to uphold the standards of the far-superior god-like English language (which all of us at SDP worship), for everyone, by not allowing families who feel that their children are unable to cope with the pace and level of learning of the language any alternative way to excel.

In this way, we will also continue to be able to uphold the standards of Math (which all of us at SDP think are far worthy than your shit mother tongue/culture) by not allowing families who feel that their children are unable to cope with the pace and level of learning of Math any alternative way to excel.

In this way, we will also continue to be able to uphold the standards of Science (which all of us at SDP think are far worthy than your shit mother tongue/culture) by not allowing families who feel that their children are unable to cope with the pace and level of learning of Science any alternative way to excel.

Our ultimate aim should be to facilitate our children's learning of English, Math and Science to a high level, with no regard to whether they like the subject or not, or whether they can cope with the subject or not, and bring out the best in them, enabling them to fulfill their potential in English, Math and Science by not lowering the standards of these superior subjects through forcing the pupils to grit their teeth to cross the high hurdle. At the same time, our ultimate aim should be to facilitate our children's "learning" of Mother Tongue to whatever low level they want to lower it to, including zero weightage, and bring out the best in them, enabling them to fulfill their potential whatever they might be - be it the potential of being bananas or fake ang mohs, like we in SDP are.

The Higher Immorals And The Lesser Mortals

FAP, I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget!

I think this is the shortest election video I have seen. Short and straight to the point. About 30 seconds say it all:

Come arrest me!

Singapore Indians, I despise your race, you Keling Snakes!
Singapore Malay, I despise your race, you Malay Dogs!
Singapore Chinese, I depise your race, you Doggy Chinks!

In fact, I despise every race in Singapore.
(save for the two races called Leegaporean and Papeerean)

So, Singapore Poodle Force,
come arrest me and charge me with the Sedition Act.
Now!

And while at it, can you also please arrest the racist bastard who spewed these racist statements publicly in an interview:

“Well, we make them say the national pledge and sing the national anthem but suppose we have a famine, will your Malay neighbour give you the last few grains of rice or will she share it with her family or fellow Malays or vice versa?”

That racist bastard has been making similar racist statments about the Malays for 50 years, casting aspersion on their loyalty and their intellect AND putting all his racist ideas into practice - in contrast to my mere ranting on my blog. The above is merely the latest addition to his long strings of racist shit!

He is a very dangerous racist that can incite racial disharmony in Singapore! Just imagine what will happen if 66.6% of non-Malays believe his racist shit about the Malays They would support all his racist policies that disadvantaged the Malays in, for example, employment and housing! That will cause the Malays to be very unhappy towards these non-Malay racism-supporters. Racial Riot imminent!

So, please arrest him concurrently and put both of us in the same cell in Changi prison, because I would very much like to give that racist old fart a good mouth rinse with my pee!

The humble Emperor Yeo

"Opposition" "Politician" Goh Meng Seng to PAP's George Yeo on the latter's Facebook:

Hi George,
Thanks for replying. I guess PAP will be more than a formidable opponent if it has more people like you with great humility.
....
I believe you will have that kind of humility to handle such [destitute] cases fairly.

The humble Emperor George Yeo showing his humility in Feb 1994:

"Remember your place in society before you engage in political debate... Debate cannot generate into a free-for-all where no distinction is made between the senior and junior party... You must make distinctions - What is high, what is low, what is above, what is below, and then within this, we can have a debate, we can have a discussion... people should not take on those in authority as 'equals'

While engaging the humble Emperor Yeo on Facebook, may I suggest "Opposition" "Politician" Goh also take the opportunity to question Emperor Yeo why His Majesty announced and then implemented a drastic reduction in the number of doctors that Singapore produce every year in the decade spanning 1990-2000. Is that the reason why now, of every 3 new doctors registered to practise in Singapore, 2 of them got their medical degree overseas? That's right, two-thirds of new doctors are foreigners or Singaporeans forced to study medicine overseas.

But before "Opposition" "Politician" Goh engages the humble Emperor Yeo in political debate, he had better educate himself on "what is high, what is low, what is above, what is below", lest he forgets his place in society and accidentally takes on the humble Emperor as his 'equal'.

LOL.

Btw, this is the video from which I learnt the phrase "Emperor Yeo":

1500 PR bus drivers

What academic qualification, salary or job scope do you think is needed to apply to be a Singapore PR?


Answer: Those that a bus driver need to possess!


Lianhe Zaobao 2010-01-19's report by 李静仪:

目前，它约有3000辆巴士，聘有将近5500名司机，其中中国籍占8%，马来西亚26.5%，新加坡永久居民27.5%，其余约38%是新加坡公民。

(Currently, SBS has 3000 buses and employs nearly 5500 drivers, of which 8% are PRCian, 26.5% Malaysians, 27.5% Singapore PR and the remaining 38% Singapore citizens.)

We approve more than 1500 PR applications to bus drivers.

We have more than 1500 PRs working as bus drivers!

They are all ex-foreign talents, current talented PR and future talented new citizens.

We need to import such talented new citizens because Singaporeans are not talented enough! For example, are you talented enough to know how to drive a bus? Nah, I don't think so. You are simply stupid enough to serve NS to defend these talented new citizens!

Organ Robbery... again!

My newsfeed just sent me the news below. This is shocking. It shouldn't be happening!

Why must these HOTA idiots create trouble for us - their PAP masters - just before the general election?

他妈的。 Where are their brains? I have a good mind to replace them with foreign talents!

Anyway:

Shhh!
Please do not spread the words!
and
please do not opt out of HOTA!

Damn the Romanian Embassy, damn Dr. Silviu Ionescu. Damn George Yeo too。And damn you Khaw Boon Wan too. You control your HOTA people, can or not?

Why can't all of you just stop giving us trouble at this critical period? Election is coming, you know???

Luckily this Yenny Young did not try to save her darling Tong Kok Wai, the way Sim did the last time, with the police involved Else we at young Pay-And-Pay gotta work overtime again, including those of us who had retired!

充耳不闻

明东林党领袖顾宪成：
风声，雨声，读书声，声声入耳。
家事，国事，天下事，事事关心！

何必呢？Once upon a time, all of them had a choice (and some of them still do.) They have made their choice; And I have done enough talking, warning them that they had made a fucking-foolish choice! So now, it's time to sit back, respect their choice and leave them alone to "enjoy" the choice they have made!

《增广贤文》：
两耳不闻窗外事，
一心只读圣贤书！

Jet Li's daughters

Yesterday's Lianhe Zaobao:

根据《壹周刊》去年1月报道，李连杰在2007年已开始在新加坡置产，为两个女儿未来的教育先行铺路。

为两女儿受教育
传已移居新加坡
　　该报道指出，李连杰和妻子利智为了给两个女儿同时接受中、西两种教育，已低调地搬到新加坡，

(Jet Li moved his family to Singapore to pave the way for his two daughters' future education... so that his two daughters can received both eastern and western education simultaneously.)

Today's Straits Times:

[Jet Li's] two younger daughters - he has two other teenage daughters from an earlier marriage - attend the Singapore American School.

Hahahahaha!

Can you two newspapers please coordinate your ass-licking, apple-polishing agenda, so that one does not undermine the other? This is LPPL!

Foreigners are welcome to molest Singaporeans

Once upon a time, then Chief Justice Yong Pung How - in an appeal that he presided - officially ruled that the starting sentence for all molest cases with no aggravating factors, shall be 9 months jail and 3 strokes of the cane

Chief Justice Yong further elaborated that by "no aggravating factors", he meant the simple touching of non extra-private areas such as thigh, shoulder, back etc.

He made it clear that breasts and genitals are extra-private parts and thus the molest of these areas are to be regarded as aggravating factors which warrants a sentence of GREATER than 9 months jail and GREATER than 3 strokes of the cane.

Moreover, when restraint and struggles are involved, these are aggravating factors automatically, even if breasts are not involved, and thus again warrants a sentence of GREATER than 9 months jail and GREATER than 3 strokes of the cane.

Chief Justice Yong stated clearly that unless there are some mitigating factors, no sentence should be lowered than this guideline. He also made it explicit that being educationally subnormal is not even a mitigating factor!

A ruling by the Chief Justice is binding on lower courts.

So, since his ruling, literally hundreds of Singaporean men have been jailed for 9 months and caned 3 times, for the touching of one woman's thigh, with no restraining of the victim. Even mentally-challenged low IQ educationally-subnormal youth are not spared from the caning! Some even have to appeal to the President to override the ruling of the judges!

But that's for Singaporeans. For foreigners, another different rule applies and they know about it too.

Cambodian youth gets 3 mths
By Khushwant Singh June 18, 2009
CAMBODIAN CHHUON Ratana was sent here by his father to study management in 2006 but he ended up outraging the modesty of two women last May. The 20-year-old was jailed for three months on Thursday. District Judge Jill Tan...

He had pleaded guilty last month to squeezing the breasts of two women at the Arena club in Clarke Quay at 3.30am on May 11 last year. On his way to the toilet, he approached his first victim and asked for her name while holding her shoulders. When she struggled, he grabbed her breasts. The victim sought help from her friends at the club who confronted Ratana.

He initially denied it before saying: 'I did it. So what?'. He then slipped his hand under the brassiere of a second woman and squeezed her breast.

The club bouncers soon appeared but Ratana was not cowed, telling them: 'So what? I am a foreigner.'

So what? So nothing lah! Foreigners are several class above Singaporeans! Contrast what I highlighted in bold red - the difference between Foriegners and Singaporeans.

That's what happened when you vote for the Foreigners' Action Party! (See the 2 min 26 seconds mark of this video)









And oh, by the way, in other old news:

SINGAPORE (Reuters) - A Singapore man with a penchant for sniffing women's armpits was sentenced to 14 years in jail and 18 strokes of the cane for molesting his victims, a local newspaper reported Friday.

And still, 66.6% vote for FAP!

You people deserved to be fucked and molested by foreigners, both figuratively and now literally!


Update: A search on google shows that my view is shared by numerous netizens, some of whom have taken the trouble to dig out relevant past cases! In fact, a new video has even appeared with concrete comparison case by case:

WAS

This is my personal account of the first 20 years of the PAP Government, years which defined its principles. It was a party of the people, dedicated to improving their lives.

Very well said, Mr Lim Boon Heng!

You put it all in perspective!

All supporters of PAP should remember what Mr. Lim said.

Stop living in the past, you assholes!

Mahathir VS Lee Kuan Yew

Upon being asked to comment on the meeting between Lee Kuan Yew and Malaysian opposition leaders and the advice he gave to them, Malaysia's former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad had this to say:

Lee Kuan Yew has a lot of experience. Our politicians know nothing. That is why we have to learn from Singapore. Singapore is a great country, they invest so much money.

Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

Of all comments following Lee Kuan Yew's investment lost of >S$10,000,000,000 (10 billion!), I like this comment the most!

This is what I call sarcasm at its best!

Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

What's wrong with the Malays?

Answer: Nothing!

I, for one, am very comfortable with the Malays. We are all Singaporeans! We grew up together, played on the playgrounds together, studied together, worked together and despite a difference in religion and language, we are ONE!

As a Chinese Singaporean, I have more in common with the native Malays (and Indians and "Others") than newly imported foreign trash from India and China!

There is nothing wrong with the Malays reproducing at >2.1 while the Chinese reproduces at <1.2!

I do not believe this will pose a security threat to Singapore, or result in lower economic productivity, as that racist old fart has openly said before.

I would rather there be more malays in Singapore, than to keep on importing Indians from India and Chinese from China to artificially maintain the ethnic ratio!

That racist old fart is destroying Singapore with his senseless import. As a result of his nonsense, we Singaporeans are bullied every day by these foreign trash as the post before this indicated.